Illegal Exception Boring Scroller

by The Light Team

YO..... THIS IS ILLEGAL EXCEPTION OF THE LIGHT TEAM WRITING YET ANOTHER BORING SCROLLTEXT.... THIS LITTLE INTRO WAS CODED IN A BIG RUSH SO DONT BLAME ME IF ITS DULL...... (ACTUALLY THERE IS MORE THAN HALF OF THE PROCESSOR TIME LEFT BUT NO TIME TO CODE ANYTHING MORE AS WE ARE RELEASING A CRACK IN A FEW MINUTES OR SO....) WELL, AS I CANT MAKE MY IMAGINATION TO BECOME ACTIVE I JUST HAVE TO DO THE GREETINGS NOW..... THEY GO TO...... ELECTRONIC IMAGES (HI THERE......), THE CAREBEARS (ESPECIALLY AN COOL....... YOUR CARTRIDGE WILL BLOW ALL PROTECTIONS AWAY.......), OMEGA (HI LIESEN, NICE BBS.....), SYNC (AUDIO SCULPTURE WHERE ARE YOU.... ), SILENTS (HI CUGEL..... OR ARE YOU AN OMEGA MEMBER NOWADAYS...), LYNX (VERY NICE BBS.....), OVERLANDERS (EUROPEAN DEMOS IS REALLY GREAT....), DELTA FORCE (VERY GOOD SYNTAX TERROR..), UNIVERSAL CODERS (HELLO QWERTY, SENT MY DISKS YET.......), THE REST OF THE UNION, M.C.A., EMPIRE, THE REPLICANTS ETC......... WELL AND A SPECIAL HI GOES TO.......... JSD (THANK YOU FOR THE GREETINGS..... YOUR SECOND DEMO IS REALLY AN IMPROVEMENT... NICE GOING.....).... WELL, THAT IS ALL PEOPLE I CAN REMEMBER RIGHT NOW....... (I SURELY HAVE FORGOTTEN A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO DESERVES GREETINGS BUT BLAME IT ON MY FUCKED UP BRAIN.....) O.K. TIME TO WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.............. BY THE WAY PLEASE TURN UP TO OUR CONVENTION IN UPPSALA, SWEDEN......... BYE FOR NOW.......... STILL THERE.......... THIS IS THE END...... CANT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN SIT BY THEIR MONITORS AND READ SCROLLTEXTS LIKE THESE............ GOOOOODBYE........ FUCK OFF YOU LAZY BASKETS................ FINITO.......... DO SVIDANJA............. O.K. THIS IS REALLY THE END.............. VI SYNES.......... RESTARTING......................

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Last edited on 7 Sep 2020 by ltk_tscc. See all edits