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AFTER A BIT OF A BREAK, DISNEY WORLD RETURNS WITH A DISQUE FULL OF SAMPLES. NEEDLESS TO SAY, AND I QUOTE, THAT "THIS IS THE BEST SAMPLE-DISK EVER PRODUCED ON THE ST". QUOTING MYSELF OFCOURSE. BUT WHY A SAMPLE DISK? BECAUSE WE HAVEN"T GOT ENOUGH OF -GOOD- MODS YET, THAT"S BLOODY WHY YOU SILLY BASTS. SO, YA"HARDERNED SCROLL READERS, IT"S TIME FOR ANOTHER FEAST OF STORYTELLING, WITH SOME TREATS FROM MY MOST PERSONAL SIDES. BUT FIRST A FEW REMARKS FROM AMBLIN, AND DO TRY TO BEAR WITH HIM, THIS IS HIS FIRST ONE...-PIPPIN LEAVING THE SCHMAKARINE... WELL SINCE THE JERK HIMSELF HAS LEFT THE ROOM, I CAN TYPE ANYTHING I WANT, LIKE, PIPPIN YOU STUPID FART, YOU STILL OWE ME MONEY FOR BASHING MY STE... YES, HE IS A STUPID FART, BELIEVE ME!!! FOR EX. TODAY WE STOPPED AT A RED LIGHT AND HE SAW A GREY SKODA WITH AN OPEN WINDOW. AT THE WHEEL WAS A RED-HAIRED WOMAN CONCENTRATING ON THE TRAFFIC AHEAD. PIPPIE BOY HAD A BAG FULL OF OLD CIGARETTE BUTS. HE WAVED THE BAG OUT THE WINDOW AT THE LADY AND ASKED HER TO HOLD IT FOR A SECOND FOR HIM (YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER FACE!, WHAT COULD SHE EXPECT?) ACTUALLY HE"S WORSE THAN T.R.B. OF ANIMAL MINE, (WHO HAS A PRETTY DISTORTED PERSONALITY MAY I ADD, -PIPPIN). (WHOOPS! PIPPIN IS KNOCKING THE DOOR...) YES! PIPPIN IS A GREAT GUY! (-CAN WE COMPILE IT NOW PIPPIN?...) NO!!! WELL I THINK AMBLIN HAS DONE ENOUGH MISCHIEF FOR ONE SCROLLER. FOR THOSE PEOPLE WILLING TO READ A LONG SCROLLTEXT (WHICH INCIDENTALLY THEY ARE) THERE"S A GREAT STORY IN THE END, AFTER THE CREDITS. AS I BEGIN MY USUAL JOURNEY THROUGH THE DEPTS OF MY KEYBOARD, I"D LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO WHOM EVER GOT HIS LETTER RETURNED AFTER WRITING TO ME. IT WAS PROBABLY STAMPED "NO RECEAVER" OR SOMETHING. WHEN I MOVED, I NOTIFIED THE POSTOFFICE OFCOURSE, BUT THE BITCH FORGOT TO ADD "PIPPIN" TO MY WHEREABOUTS, AND THEREFORE, THE LETTER WAS RETURNED. I FOUND OUT A DAY OR TWO AFTER, AND I ALMOST LOST A PACKAGE FROM FREDDY. (I REALLY TOLD THE BITCH OFF, AND SHE JUMPS UP AND DOWN, CRYING MUMMY, MUMMY EVERY TIME I ENTER THE POSTOFFICE!!!) BUT WHO EVER IT WAS THAT WROTE, PLEASE WRITE BACK, I PROMISE, I"LL ANSWER YOUR LETTER AND GIVE YOU A CHRISTMAS PRESENT AND EVERYTHING... THIS ROBO BITCH DUDE IS ONE MESSED UP LITTLE BOY. AND HIS NAME ONLY SAYS HALF A STORY! AND A WORD OF WARNING, NEVER GO TO SEE A MOVIE WITH THE BAST. WE SAW LEATHAL WEAPON THREE TOGETHER AND THERE WAS THIS BALD BLOKE SITTING INFRONT OF US WITH HIS LADY-FRIEND. EVERYTHING WAS JUST FINE, COMERCIALS ALMOST OVER AND THEN, JUST OUT OF THE BLUE, BITCHIE STARTS LAUGHING AT THE BALD GUY. I MEAN, WE HAD BEEN SITTING THERE FOR OVER TEN MINUTES AND HE JUST STARTS TO LAUGH! I"M TELLING YOU, THERE IS SOMETHING SEVERLY WRONG WITH THE FELLA, AND I"M NOT KIDDING, HE EVEN CALLED HIM "BALD EAGLE". MAJOR MELTDOWN MAN. HEY! THE GREETINGS ARE ALWAYS HIGH IN PEOPLES RANKINGS FOR "THE BEST PART OF THE SCROLLER AWARD", WHICH WE LIKE TO CALL OSCAR, AND THE NOMINIES ARE... STRANGER! (HI FREDDY, TELL ME, HOW"S YOUR NEWIE?) ANIMAL MINE! (PENGUIN, SEEN "BATMAN RETURNES" LATELY?. THE ROBO BITCH, LAY OF THOSE BALD PEOPLE WILL"YA!? AND THERE"S FOXE, HOWDY!). ROYAL INSTANT PUDDING! (MULTI MARMELADE MIXER!? IT"S ALWAYS SOCCER, SOCCER, "N" BLEEDIN" SOCCER WITH YOU, INIT?) DETONATORS! (H-CL! I WRITE YOU ALMOST A WHOLE PAGE, AND WHAT DO I GET BACK, A "THANK YOU" AND A "GOT-TO-GO"!? ANYWAY HI H-CL!) THE UNTOUCHABLES! (ARGONAUT, GLAD TO KNOW"YA! AND SPY, REALLY NICE GRAPHICS!) THE ADMIREABLES! (AT LONG LAST, A LETTER, SNIFF... HI NIRVANA!) THE TECHNO GANGSTERS! (X-STATIC, TALKED TO BERGLIND LATELY!...) HEY FUZION, WHERE"S YOUR HUNDRED PERCENT, GUARANTEED REPLY? NO OFFENCE, BUT I WROTE THREE OR FOUR MONTHS AGO, ANYWAY I"LL GIVE IT ONE MORE GO... WELL FOLK, GREETINGS ARE NOW HISTORY AND ONLY CREDITS LEFT, SOME AEONS YET... AMBLIN WANTS TO HAVE ANOTHER GO AT THE KEYPAD, SHALL I LET HIM? (AMAZING WHAT A LITLE TORTURE CAN DO!!!) SINCE PIPPIN WON"T WRITE ABOUT THE DISQUE ITSELF, I CERTAINLY WILL!!! AS IT"S NAME INDICATES -SAMPLE DISK- IT HAS A WHOLE HEAP OF SAMPLES ON IT WITH AN ILST FILE FOR AUDIO SCULPTURE AND A DOC FILE ABOUT THE SAMPLES. THERE"S ALSO A SOFT-CORE MODULE BY ME AND PIPPIN!!! YES, YOU READ IT RIGHT! A SOFT-CORE WRITTEN IN TWO DAYS. THOUGH WE BOTH LISTEN TO MUSIC CONTAINING SOME INSTRUMENTS OTHER THAN KEYBOARD...(SUCH AS A WELL DISTORTED GUITAR!). IS THERE ANYONE THAT CAN SUPPLY ME WITH A MOD CONVERTER TO CONVERT MODS FROM THE AMIGA? IF SO, CONTACT US!!! WELL, IT"S TWENTY PAST MIDNIGHT AND I"D BETTER GET MY SILLY BUT OUT OF HERE "COZ WORK IS WAITING FOR ME, FIRST THING IN THE MORNING (AND THE PAYCHECK IN THE LUNCH HOUR)... NOW SUFFER COZ" PIPPIN"S BACK! YESIREE, IT"S ME AGAIN, AND THE CREDITS ARE GETTING CLOSER, AND CLOSER BY EVERY LETTER I WRITE. WHICH MEANS: THE STORY IS ALSO GETTING CLOSER! HEY! WHY"DA HELL HASN"T ANYBODY USED NR.FIVE FROM D. WORLD? WASN"T IT GOOD ENOUGH? IF I DON"T SEE IT SOON ON A COMPILE, I"LL BEAT YOUR FACES IN, WHO EVER YOU ARE THAT DECIDE THESE THINGS. I DEMAND SOME RESPONSE TO CHAINSAWS EXCELLENT CODE AND GRAPHICS! YOU SILLY SODS. NOW PUT IT ON A COMPILE! (IT REALLY IS A GOOD JOKE, AT LEAST WE THINK SO, EXCEPT AMBLIN, THE BAST...). YES, HMMMMM... WHAT CAN I WRITE MEANWHILE, WELL MAYBE, NO, SURELY I CANNOT WRITE SUCH A JEST, WELL, MAYBE (I"M STALLING HERE, YOU HAVE TO EARN THE STORY!!!). WELL FUCK IT, MENU CODE BY G-STRING, SOME ADDITIONS FROM RASGON OF SOURCE, (NO, NOT "THE SOURCE", BUT "SOURCE". SILLY INIT?) EVERY BIT OF GRAPHICS BY CHAINSAW, FONTS ASWELL. DISK ORGANISATION BY AMBLIN ASWELL AS DOC TYPING, AND THE REST BY YOURS TRULY, (THE REST!?). OKAY, THIS STORY IS NOT INTENDED FOR THOSE WHO HAVE HEART ILNESSES OR SOMETHING, SO PLEASE TAKE CARE, AND IF YOU GET OFFENDED, THEN GET LOST (IT IS X-RATED AND -NOT- CENSORED)... HE STOOD SILENT ON THE FLOOR OF THE MOTEL ROOM, SHE KNEELED INFRONT OF HIM AND UNZIPPED HIS TROUSERS. SLOWLY SHE PUSHED THEM DOWN AND TOOK THE COCK IN HER HAND, SLOWLY RUBBING IT UNTIL IT WAS OF SOME CONSIDERABLE SIZE, THEN SHE FORMERD AN "O" WITH HER LIPS AND BEGAN TO LICK AND SUCK AS SHE PLEASED. AFTER SOME SLURKING SHE STOOD UP AND STARTED PEALING HER CLOTHES OF, SHE WAS WEARING A TIGHT MINI-SKIRT, AND A YELLOW T-SHIRT. AND AS SHE REMOVED THE T-SHIRT A WELL BLOSSOMED BREASTS APPEARED. WHILTS THIS HAPPENED, THE MAN HAD GOTTEN COMPLETELY UNDRESSED AND WAS LYING ON THE BED. SHE CLIMBED ON TOP OF HIM AND POINTED HIS HARD DICK AT HER CUNT, AND SLOWLY THRUST HERSELF DOWN AND MONED AS IT SLOWLY ENTERED THE WET PUSSY. SHE SCREAMED AS HE SUDDENLY JERKED IT ALL THE WAY INSIDE. AND NOW THE GAME BEGAN. SHE STARTED TOSSING UP AND DOWN WITH MOANS AND SCREAMS. HE THEN SAT UP, AND TURNED HER OVER SO SHE WAS FACING AWAY FROM HIM ON FOUR LEGS. HE WIDENED HER LEGS AND POSITIONED HIMSELF BEHIND HER. AND WITH A MIGHTY THRUST, HE DIVED INTO HER CUNT AND RAMPAGED THERE AND BENDING OVER TO FEEL HER TITS. SHE SCREAMED BY THE TOUCH, AND THE MAN DREW HIS DICK OUT AND SQUIRTED ALL OVER HER BEHIND AND UP HER BACK AND SHE CAME AT THE SAME TIME RUBBING HER CRUTCH WITH HER RIGHT ARM. THAT NIGHT, THE MAN WENT SATISFIED HOME. AND AS HE ENTERED HIS FRONT DOOR, HIS WIFE ASKED: "DID YOU HAVE A NICE GAME OF POKER DEAR?". END OF STORY, AND I"VE GOT TO GO AND WANK OFF... NOW THAT PIPPIN IS OFF ENJOYING HIMSELF, I WILL WRITE AN EXTENSION TO THIS SCROLL LINE. THIS IS CHAINSAW OF DISNEY WORLD IN ICELAND. ONCE UPON A TIME I STARTED TO SUCK IT UNTIL IT TURNED A DEEP PURPLE, AFTER A WHILE IT FELL OFF. I GOT SOME SUPER GLUE AND ATEMPTED TO STICK IT ON UNTIL IT WAS STUCK ON, BUT THEN I NOTICED THAT IT WAS ON WRONG, SO I TRIED TO PULL IT OFF BUT IT WAS COMPLETLY STUCK IN. SO I USED A CROWBAR AND IN A COUPLE OF ATTEMPTS IT FELL OUT. BY NOW, IT WAS COMPLETELY RUINED, SO I CUT OFF MY MIDDLE FINGER AND I STUCK IT INTO THE HOLE BETWEEN MY LEGS. I THEN PUT MY DICK ON MY HAND AND LIVED HAPPILY EVERY AFTER. GOOD BYE.