Original BBS description:

 _______  ___   _ _   ______   ___   _ _
 \____ ¬\/~ ¬\_/~Y~\_ \____¬\_/~ ¬\_/~Y~\_
  7~ / _/  !  7     7  ___7  7  !  7     7
  |  \ ¬\_ .  ! \ / !  7~ ¡  !  .  ! \ / !
X\l__j\__/_¡__j__X__j__l_____j__¡__j__X__jX\
   * G_STATS 1.1 for Amiexpress * by DR. G
    Tiny internal 'S' command replacement
(c.o.m.i.n.g)--(f.r.o.m)--(T.H.E..H.O.U.S.E)