This intro featured an exclusive new tune by Mad Max called Solidify.

TRUE PLAYAZ... TRUE CODAZ...
TRUE SPRAYAZ... THIS IS WHAT WE ARE... SO BEWARE...
DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!!! DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!!!
DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!!!
THIS IS MC LASER ON THE GREY BOARD. I GUESS EVERYONE EXPECT ME TO
WRITE NICE STORIES WITH A PORNOGRAPHIC TOUCH EH? OK OK YOU GET
WHAT YOU WANT BUT FIRST LET ME POINT OUT THAT THE D.H.S. FAKE THEIR
IRC QUOTES BECAUSE ... NONE OF US IS GAY!
NOW TO THE STORY... WHEN I WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT I NEVER DID EXPECT
THINGS HAPPENED LATER. I WOKE UP IN A FOREST OF MOVING MIRRORS AND
I NEARLY GOT A HEART ATTACK WHEN I SAW ALL THE REFLECTIONS OF MYSELF.
NOW I UNDERSTAND HOW ALICE FELT IN WONDERLAND. I BEGAN TO MOVE FORWARD.
I SEARCHED MY WAY THROUGH THE BROKEN GLASS AND FINALLY I DISCOVERED A
MAN CONNECTED TO SOME KIND OF BRAIN-TO-MIDI-INTERFACE. MYSTERIOUS
MELODIES CAME TO MY EAR AND THIS MAN - HE LOOKED VERY SIMILAR TO SCY -
SEEMED TO ME LIKE A CYBER-MINSTREL PLAYING HIS FUTURISTIC TALE.
I LEFT HIM ALONE AND MOVED ALONG TO A GARDEN OF CLOUDS WHERE SOME
ARTIST PAINTED INVISIBLE PICTURES OF HIMSELF... AND VISIBLE PICTURES
OF QUESTOR OF INTER. IN THE EDGE OF THE GARDEN STOOD A HUGE CRYSTAL
BALL THAT CATCHED MY MEMORIES AND I DID THE TIMEWARP AGAIN... AFRICAN
ELEPHANTS BANNED ON THE WALLS. ON THE TOP OF THE ELEPHANT KING SAT
A RESURRECTED CODER AND DREAMED OF DOLPHINS CRUNCHED TO A BYTE LIMIT
BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION... I WOKE UP SWIMMING IN MY OWN JUICE
AND SAID - OH. IT WAS JUST A DREAM - THEN I GOT OUT OF THE BED AND
FELL INTO A DEEP BLACK HOLE. WHILE GLIDING THROUGH THE DARKNESS LOTSA
THINGS PASSED ME BY. EMPTY BOTTLES. CHAIRS. HAUTFARBENE DILDOS.
RASIERTE FRAUEN. SHAVED PUSSIES SAYING - EAT ME! EAT ME! - ACID TRAX.
ALICE IN WONDERLAND. WHITE RABBITS. MUSHROOMS BIG LIKE HOUSES.
AND A GRINNING CAT WAS HERE. BUTTERFLIES. MESCALINUM UNITED. PENCILS.
THE MAD HATTER. DOROTHY - THE SCARY LION - THE SCARECROW AND THE TINMAN
GOING THROUGH THE WIZARD - THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ... AND THEN
A CURTAIN APPEARED BEFORE MY EYES. I MOVED THE CURTAIN BESIDE AND
SAW A CODER THAT STEADY SAID: ICH MACHE DIE HOMEPAGE. ICH MACHE DIE
HOMEPAGE. I CREATE THE HOMEPAGE. I CREATE THE HOMEPAGE. THREE FEET
ABOVE HIM A NAUGHTY WOMAN PUSHED A VIBRATOR IN HER WET ASSHOLE AND
THE CODER HAD HIS COMPLETE FIST IN HER PUSSY. THE WOMAN GOT FOUR
BREAST AND EACH OF THEM WERE SUCKED BY A LIVING MACHINE THAT LOOKED
LIKE A DISK. WORDS BY DOPE DEMAND WERE WRITTEN ON THE DISK SAYING...
TRUE RULERS. MODULE COMPILATION FIFTEEN. AND THE GHOST IN THE SHELL
STARTED TO SCREAM ROBOTIC UPROARS:
MATT OF STAX - HEY WAS IST DENN LOS? HAST DU SELBST NICHT MAL GESAGT MAN
MUSS PRIORITAETEN SETZEN KOENNEN??? -
MIKE OF STAX - RUNNING RULES! -
TAO OF CREAM - EXCELLENT MUSIC! BRILLIANT DOUBLE-SID AND SYNCBUZZER
TECHNIQUE!!! DIE QUARTERBACK MUSIK IST EINFACH BRUTAL GEIL
GEWORDEN! -
MOONDOG OF POETS OF DECAY - QNTAL. DE/VISION. UNDERCOVER.
PROJECT PITCHFORK. SILKE BISCHOFF. IT'S THE END BUT WE WILL STAY,
WE THE POETS OF DECAY! -
MAD BUTCHER - MACH UNSER SPIEL FERTIG!!! -
QUESTOR OF INTER - WO BLEIBT DIE RACHE? -
THE BEAST OF TYPHOON - HEYA! GREAT ST COLLECTION 12! -
MARCER OF ELITE - STILL A GREAT BOARD AND ALSO A NICE HOMEPAGE -
METALLINOS OF VECTRONIX - WAS'N LOS? DA KOMMT JA GARNIX MEHR! WO
BLEIBEN DIE GELUNGENEN GAME-PATCHES A LA CIVILISATION???
ST SURVIVOR OF LOUD! - I'M DESPERATLY WAITING FOR YOUR DEMO! -
HEAVEN OF TAQUART - SCHREIB ENDLICH WAS FUER'S UNDERCOVER! :-) -
DEFJAM AND 505 OF CHECKPOINT - FETT! EINFACH FETT! MEHR FAELLT MIR
DA NICHT EIN. -
GREY OF MYSTIC BYTES - HEYA THERE IN POLAND! I'M DESPERATLY WAITING
FOR THE FIRST MYSTIC BYTES ST DEMO!!! -
SKINNHEAD OF I.C.S. - HI! HOFFENTLICH WIRD DAS NOCH WAS MIT CD 2!
ANSONSTEN WUENSCH ICH NOCH 'HAPPIRACY!' ;-) -
TRONIC OF EFFECT - WHERE ARE YOU! TO HAVE AN OWN CHANNEL ON IRC
DOES NOT MEAN TO BE ACTIVE! WRITE ME! - FOR FURTHER
GREETINGS LOOK UP. LOOK OUT FOR UNDERCOVER ISSUE 12 AND PARTICIPATE!

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