• Cracktro

Fuzion CD #170 intro

by FMC Connexion and Fuzion

Tags

Know something about this production that we don't?

Yo Fans ! Read all scroll for Animal Fun .... FUZION the one and only french CD crew brings ya Compact Disk #170 wich contains : Press F1 for Alien World ( Cracked by Cynix, filed, packed, linked, ramdisked, trained by Orion of FUZION ) Press F2 for World Class Rugby 5 Nation Edition ( Cracked by the Pompey Pirates, filed, packed, linked, ramdisked by ORION ) Press F3 for the Doc of World Class Rugby typed by Alien of Pompey Pirates Press RETURN to check if your copy is perfect ... Thanx to FMC-Connexion for the intro, Tao of ACF for the cool musax .... DEEP Fuck to IMPACT the french lamers, hey poor guys nobody likes you, poor demo, you're really too lame ... Switching Off to Animal Mine members .... ANIMAL MINE IS PROUD TO PRESENT FUZION MENU 170 !!!! WHAT, ANIMAL MINE ? YES !!!!!!! A LITTLE BREAK ...... I CHANGED TO A ST WITH A GERMAN KEYBOARD ! IT'S REALLY SHITTY TO WRITE ON A FRENCH KEYBOARD, BUT ALL FRENCHIS WILL HAVE THE SAME PROBLEMS ON GERMAN MACHINES ! OK, PENGUIN OF ANIMAL MINE ON THE KEYS (AT FIRST ...... THERE WILL FOLLOW MORE .....) ! WE (ME, MC, TITAN AND SETHOS) ARE HERE AT FUZION'S HQ TO COPY ALL FUZION MENUS ........ YES, WE DROVE OVER 1100 KM TO COPY THOSE NICE MENUS ! NAHHH ! THIS ISN'T THE TRUTH, EVEN IF SOME PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING LIKE THAT ! AS WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO THE WHOLE DAY, WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO DRIVE TO FRANCE AND MEET SOME PEOPLE ....... FUZION PEOPLE ! OK, WE MANAGED TO WAKE UP AT 5.20 O CLOCK IN THE MORNING AND AFTER SOME QUICK METALLICA SESSIONS (HI MC !) WE LEFT MY HOME AND SEARCHED THE WAY TO FRANCE (SOMEWHERE NEAR ??? NOT INTERESTING !). AFTER 5 HOURS WE ARRIVED AT ELLFIRE'S HOME AND WE PUNISHED THE RING AND ....... NOBODY AT HOME ???? ........ NO !!!! AFTER LOOKING FOR A PARKING PLACE FOR OUR CAR WE WENT BACK TO THE HOUSE WITH THE GREEN DOOR (EVER HEARD THIS SHITTY SONG ? METALLICA RULEZZZ (HI MC !)) !!!!!!! AT THIS TIME ELLFIRE WAS BACK FROM HIS TRIP TO ??? FORGET IT !!!! OK, A LITTLE BREAK AGAIN ....... TITAN WILL TELL YOU MORE ABOUT THIS STORY ...... SEE YA LATER ! TITAN ON THE KEYS NOW ! OH YEAH !!! SO, AND THEN WE ENTERED ELLFIRE'S HOME. AT FIRST WE WATCHED SOME NEW STUFF LIKE THE LATEST GAMES AND THE BOMBONNE 2 DEMO FROM THE REPLICANTS. AND THEN IT WAS LUNCH TIME... TIME FOR MC FRESS OR WHATEVER THE NAME OF THIS ZABELHOEHLE WAS. THE SERVICE WAS GOOD (HOEHOE!) AND THEY TRIED TO LINK M.C. (DAMNED BASTARDS !!!). M.C. PAYED FOR THE REALLY DRY HAMBURGERS (ONLY FOR PIGS?) 100 FRANCS. BUT HE GOT ONLY A FEW FRANCS BACK. 50 FRANCS WERE MISSING !!! SO A LITTLE FUCK TO THESE SUCKERES. AT THIS POINT IT'S TIME WE HAVE TO THANK ELLFIRE FOR HIS GREAT ACTION TO HELP M.C. TO GET HIS MONEY. WITHOUT HIM WE WOULD HAVE BEEN LOST IN FRANCE. AFTER THAT WE WENT TO GET OUR BAGS (AT LEAST 100 KILOS OF DISKS PER PERSONS) FROM THE CAR. (WHY ARE ALL PARKING PLACES AROUND ELLFIRE'S HOME SO EXPENSIVE AND THE FREE PARKING PLACES A LONG WAY AWAY ???) AFTER THIS HARD WALK IN THE HEAT (FUCKIN' HEAT!) WE CONTINUED TO PRODUCE A BIG CHAOS IN ELLFIRE'S CASTLE. AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR A QUOTE OF PENGUIN: DIE HAMBURGER KOMMER... NOW IT'S UP TO M.C. TO SABBER A FEW BYTES !! HEPA ! NOW IT'S ME ! M.C. ( THE ONLY GUY WHO IS ABLE TO UNDERSTAND FRENCH ( HUMPF ) ONLY KIDDIN' ) ... WELL , THE STORY CONTINUES : THE FIRST TRIES TO GET A CONTACT IN THE MINITEL SYSTEM FAILED SO WE DECIDED NOT TO WAIT SUCH A LONG TIME FOR FULCRUM, WHO WANTED TO COME THIS EVENING TO ELLFIRE'S FLAT AND WENT TO THE LOCAL ( WAS IT LOCAL ) SUPER MARKET TO BUY SOME FOOD AND SOMETHING TO DRINK ! ( A FEW SIX-PACKS PULLED UP THE ATMOSPHERE ENORMOUSLY ) !! PENGUIN MAKES A FEW FUNNY ( WAS IT FUNNY ? ) COMMENTS ABOUT MY SCROLLER ( DAMN ) ... JUST FUN ... BACK TO THE STORY ... WELL, AS WE ARRIVED AT THE MARKET, IT WAS LOUSY WARM THERE, WE DECIDED TO BUY A FEW SPAGHETTI AND SAUCE WITHOUT MEAT ( GELL, PENGI ! ) . AFTER ALL, PENGUIN AND TITAN HAD TO BUY A POSTCARD FROM THIS VILLAGE HERE ( WOW ! IN THE SHOP, THEY SELLED PORNO-BOOKS ) AND ME, I HAD TO BUY A FEW CIGARETTES ! LATER ON, WE ARRIVED AT ELLFIRE'S FLAT, WHERE FULCRUM ALREADY WAITED IN FRONT OF THE LOCKED DOOR ( WHAT A PITTY ! ). ... TIME WARP! IT'S NOW SUNDAY, AND I'M (SETHOS) THE ONLY ONE WHO IS AWAKENED ALREADY. SO I HAVE TIME TO HIDE THE COUNTLESS PORNO-MAGS M.C. BOUGHT YESTERDAY. (HEHE, JUST KIDDIN'...) OK, NOW TO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT (WUERG, KOTZ, ROEDEL, FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! I REALLY HATE DIS SENTENCE!!!): AGAIN TO M.C.! WELL , MORNING MORNING EVERYBODY OUT THERE !! IT IS AROUN' 10 O'CLOCK AND I JUST FELT OFF MY MATTRESS BECAUSE OF SOME HEAVY BELLS OF A CATHEDRAL NEAR ELLFIRES HOUSE ( OHH GOD ! ) AND SO I AM NOT THIS CLEAR IN MY BRAIN AS I SHOULD BE ! ... AGAIN A FEW MINUTES LATER NOW ... WE JUST ATE SOME CORNFLAKES AND I THINK PENGUIN DOESN'T LIKE CORNFLAKES IN THE MORNING !ANYWAY , WHO CARES ? ME NOT ! LET US CONTINUE WITH THE STORY ! MMMHHH , WHERE WERE WE ? .... AH JA ! WE ARRIVED AT ELLFIRE'S FLAT WHERE FULCRUM WAITED ! OKAY, AS WE ARRIVED , ELLFIRE PRESENTED US TO FULCRUM AND AFTER DIS, WE WENT TO THE FLAT ! NOW, FULCRUM BEGAN TO COPY MUCH DISQUETTES ! IF WE WOULDN'T HAVE KNOWN THAT HE WAS IN THE FLAT, I THINK, NOBODY RECOGNIZED HIM ! AFTER COPYING HIS DISKS, HE DISSAPEARED ( HUM ) . BY THE TIME, I CODED SOMETHING JUST FOR FUN ! PENGI, SETHOS AND TITAN WERE IN ANOTHER ROOM TO HAVE SOME CONVERSATIONS TOGETHER ! AFTER ABOUT 40 MINUTES, I HEARD SOME LOUD NOISES WHICH CAME OFF MY STOMACH, AND SO I CRIED THAT THEY SHOULD DO THE SPAGHETTI WE'VE ALREADY BOUGHT ! IT SEEMD TO BE THAT THERE WAS NO VOLUNTEER FOR THIS GLORY QUEST TO COOK !! AFTER SOME TRIES TO FIND A 'VOLUNTEER' WE DECIDED TO PUT SETHOS AND ELLFIRE INTO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE THEM COOKIN' AND WHAT SHOULD I SAY , A FEW MINUTES LATER WE ATE NOODLES ! WHAT AN AMUSEMENT AFTER THIS MEAL, ELLFIRE TOOK HIS AMIGARGGGGH OUT OF HIS TRASHCAN AND CONNECTED IT TO SEE SOME BOORING DEMOS ( I BECAME DEPRESSIVE ) WE LOOKED THEM FOR A FEW HOURS AND THEN, SUDDENLY, ELLFIRE TOLD US THAT HEMOROIDS ARE ON THE MINITEL ! WE STARTED OFF A REAL COOL CHAT WITH THEM AND ELLFIRE TOLD THEM TO CALL US HERE ! ANYWAY, THEY SEEMED NOT TO AGREE WITH HIM BUT AFTER FORCING THEM 15 OR MORE TIMES TO CALL THEY HAVE DONE IT !!!!!! OK, PENGY ON THE KEYS ONCE AGAIN. THERE WAS STRANGER OF HMD ON THE PHONE AND SINK ! IT WAS A REALLY FUNNY CALL I THINK, COZ STRANGER SENT MUSIC (TECHNO, HEAVY AND SOME POP SHIT) THROUGH THE LINE ! WE WERE VERY IMPRESSED ! AFTER ALL PEOPLE PHONED WITH STRANGER AND SINK INVITED US TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE (MONTEPELLIER ..... HOPE IT'S WRITTEN RIGHT !) TO A GREAT PARTY WITH NICE BEERS, GIRLS (WE WON'T FORGET IT MAN !) AND A LARGE SWIMMING POOL ! THEY TOLD US, TOO THAT THEY (EXCEPT STRANGER .... WHAT A PITTY !) WILL COME TO THE ATARI FAIR IN DUESSELDORF ! WE LOOK FORWARD TO MEET YOU THERE, BOYS ! SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT : WE WANT TO SEND SOME HEAVY CONGRATULATIONS TO NIRVANA OF THE ADMIRABLES, COZ HE WILL HAVE BIRTHDAY, WHEN HE WILL GET THIS DISK (PERHAPS A LITTLE EARLIER !) .......... SO MY FRIEND HAVE A NICE BIRTHDAY !! OK, THAT'S NEARLY ALL FROM PENGUIN ...... SOME FINAL GREETS TO ANJA, ALFRED AND ALFONS (LOVE YA ALL !) !!!!!!! NEXT GUY PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!! OK, AT LAST SOME ABSOLUTELY BORING ABGESUELLER FROM SETHOS! SOME DAYS AGO I GOT THE JUST BUGGIN' DEMO IN FILES, DONE BY A STRANGE CREW CALLED F.A.L.L. HEY GUYS W H O A R E Y O U ? ? ? WELL, ORION HAS COME NOW, SO I'LL STOP HERE. WE HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY DIS CD WITH THIS REALLY GREAT INTRO BY FMC-CONNEXION! MACHT'S GUT, LEUTE... Contact us : - FUZION - BP 66 59420 MOUVAUX FRANCE Bye Bye ....

Last edited on 23 Jul 2017 by ltk_tscc. See all edits