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A glow from the fire bring a warm welcome to Pure Energy Menu no.50 Yes boys and girls already half way there to the BIG 100. . . Menu no.50 is presented by Harlequin. . . Well what can we say about this new intro coded by The Bald Eagle. . . Except for nice one T.B.E keep up the good work mate. . . This scroller is making me feel sick going up and down, so lets get this over and done with as quickly as possible. . . Before i go on i have a secret to tell you. . . The secret is that i Harlequin have a split personality, No you don't, Yes i do Back again, No your not. . . SHIT please some body help me, I don't need any help fuck off. . . Please stop this, Stop what, Fucking stop this now, Who the fuck are you talking to, Are you slagging meeeeeee Whos me, I'm you, If your me who the fuck am i, A mad psychopath from mars. . . . Back again i will have to be quick before my over half comes back. . . Todays menu contains the following games. . . Press 1 for...CYBER ASSAULT - Cracked by Replicants Press 2 for...THE MAZE - Supplied by Highlander Press 3 for...MENU LIST - Typed in by Harlequin, No it was'nt you lying twat face lame son of a thousand buffalos What the fuck are you looking at, yes you reading this scroller, don't even think of pressing any of the keys, feel lucky punk go ahead press a key. . . Please wait a minute, i have to take my pills this should help me get rid of my other half for a short time. . . 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 O.k back and in full affect so lets get on with this menu. . . We at Pure Energy are still looking for new members, so if you can: Crack, File, Code, Draw, Are a modem trader, Make good cups of tea or coffee, play the banjo or even play the spoons like B.F.G. . . Or if you can send me HARLEQUIN 15 books of first class stamps every week for 10 years , just because you love me and think i'm super, smashing, great then write to the following address. . . . . PURE ENERGY - P.O.BOX 1391 - HOVE - EAST SUSSEX - BN3 5DU - ENGLAND. . . I Repeat just because i'm a super fly guy. . . PURE ENERGY - P.O.BOX 1391 - HOVE - EAST SUSSEX - BN3 5DU - ENGLAND. . . I will now send out greetings to the following: MAD VISION REPLICANTS ICS DNT CREW THE JOKER TRSI BREAKPOINT SOFTWARE ADMIRABLES POV NATO THE BLUES BOYS FLASH SECTION 1 IMPACT SENTRY CHRONICLE NETWORK ANIMAL MINE WILD! SYNDICATE HEMOROIDS D-BUG SWIZZLE STRANGER GRAVATICS DIAMOND DESIGN X-STATIC ZUUL CHEWY POTSAN THE IMPOSTER GESOX THE CELT RLC All members of Pure Energy. . . Thats about it for menu no.50 So it's good bye from me, and good bye from him. . . See ya - Stay safe for 93. . . . . P U R E E N E R G Y I N 93