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" OOAAAAAHHH!!!! WHATTA RELIEF!!! AT LAST, I M FINISHED.... PFUH, DIS SCREEN GAVE ME THE CREEPS. IT WAS VEEERY HARD TO CODE.. THIS IS } MR. PP } AT THE K-BOARD WITH THE @ } TOOTHPASTE - DEMO } @ .... ALL CREDITS, GREETINGS, FUCKINGS, THANXINGS IS IN THE MINISCOLLER DOWN THERE.. OH, BY THE WAY, YOU CAN PRESS } F1-F3 } TO CHANGE MUZEXX! DON T PRESS SPACE !!! WELL, AT NOW I M A 100% MEMBER OF #. (THE LIGHT TEAM) DIS FONT WAS MADE BY } ZUUL } / #. HE S VERY GOOD AT GRAFX, ISN T HE=== IT TOOK A WHILE BEFORE I GOT THIS FONT, DIS SCREEN WAS INTENDED TO BE RELEASED SOONER... AAAHH, TODAY IS SATURDAY (91-05-04, 13;45;40) ... NO SCHOOL, NO HOMEWORKS, NO TESTS.. AAAAAAHHH!! BUT ON WEDNESDAY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BIG GERMAN TEST ... FUCK, I LL HAVE TO LEARN 34 RULES... I EVEN HAVE TO STUDY A LITTLE NOW IN THE WEEKEND!!!! NOT GOOD... I REALLY HATE SCHOOL.. WELL, LET S TALK BOUT SOMETHIN MUCH BETTER THAN THAT DEPRESSING SUBJECT.. YOU DON T THINK DIS SCROLL TEXT IS TOO FAST, HUH= HOPE NOT, COZ I HATE PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO REWRITE THE WHOLE SCROLLROUT (1219 LINES (!) ) ... I M NOT GOING TO DO THAT, SO FUCK YOU IF YOU DON T CAN READ THIS!!!! NOONE IS PERFECT (EXCEPT ME) AS YOU KNOW.. BUT IF YOU FEEL A NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT SAYS IN THIS SCROLLINE YOU CAN SEND ME #75 AND YOU LL HAVE IT PRINTED ON PAPER! WHAT A BARGAIN! OH, LETS DO SOME COMMERCIAL ; YOU SHOULD CALL FRONTER BBS, THE PHONE NUMBER COMES HERE.. GET YOUR PENCIL AND PAPER, READY=== +46 (0)18 - 241 690 GOT IT== IT S 300-2400 BPS IF YOU RE INTERESTED. (IF YA DON T GOT IT, IT S SOMEWHERE DOWN IN THE SMALL SCROLLER).. HEY, SYSOP, RAISE MY USER STATUS FOR THAT } ... IF YOU VE READ THIS LINE SO FAR, YOU MUST HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE... I ADVISE YOU TO STOP, SEND ME #75 INSTEAD, AND READ IT ON PAPER (I M GOING TO BE RICH!!!) WELL, OUT OF IDEAS, LETS TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER HERE IN SWEDEN.. (EXACT PLACE IS IN KALMAR, LINDSDAL) IT S RAINING (PERFECT CODE WHEATER) AND IT S + 5,5 DEGREES. HMMM, LET S GET SOME COKE! JUST A MINUTE... AAAHHHH, THAT S GOOD!!! NOW I M GOING TO CALL OVERLORD, OR MORE KNOWN AS THE DUCK, K.T. (HEHEHEHE) HE WEREN T HOME!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! OOPS, I M STARTING TO WRITE LIKE TCB... HEY, WHAT AM I DRINKING!=!=! CUBA COLA!!!! PUUUUUKE.. HMM.. IT TASTED BETTER THAN COKE!!! (ARRRGH! CRASH! SOCKO!) HEY , JUST KIDDING!!! WHERE S YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR!=!= BLURGH, I M NOT FEELING SO WELL.. DAMN OVERLORD, I THINK HE HAS INFECTED ME.. HE S SICKER THAN NORMAL, HE HAVE GOT FEVER AND SO ON.. HEY!!! I LL MAYBE BE SICK AT WEDNESDAY SO I LL MISS THE GERMAN TEST!! THANX, OVERLORD!!! NOW A LITTLE MESSAGE TO VIPER % (IN SWEDIOSH) HUR I H-----E KAN EN GRABB VARA SO DUM SO ATT HAN GLOMMER ATT SLAPPA RAKETEN NAR HAN TANT PO DEN=== (HE S GOING TO HIT ME WHEN HE COMES AND VISIT ME..) ... AND A LITTLE MESSAGE TO ILLEGAL EXCEPTION % (THIS IS IN SWEDISH, COZ IT S VERY PERSONAL) C GILLAR DEJ.. HAN UNDRAR OM DU OCH HAN SKULLE KUNNA SES PO GAY-BAREN=== HAHAHAHA!!! HHOHOHO!!! OVERLORD IS ALSO GOING TO HIT ME WHEN HE READS THIS!! AND NOW A LITTLE NICE MESSAGE TO ZAPHOD BEEBLEROX % (THIS IS ALSO IN SWEDISH) KOP EN RAK-HYVEL TILL SKAGG-STUBBET.. HYAHYAHYAHYAHYA!!!! ZAPHOD IS ALSO GOING TO HIT ME WHEN I MEET HIM!!! AND WE MUSTN T FORGET X - TERMINATOR % (HOW COULD YOU GUESS=== THIS IS ALSO IN SWEDISH) THOMAS VILL GORA SLUT... HAN OCH C SKA GIFTA SIG! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH OH OH, I M NOT GOING TO BE ALIVE WHEN I MEET ALL THOSE MENTIONED PEOPLE.. OK, NOW I M GOING TO STOP... YEEES, I KNOW YOU WANT TO READ MORE, BUT I CAN T STAND YOUR BREATH!! BYEEEE!!!!! (STACKARS BARN) THE LIGHT TEAM RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ................................................................................."

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" DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS ALL!? BOY. YOU'RE SO RIGHT! (I WRITE WHAT I WANT.) THIS IS. YES. YOU'VE GUESSED RIGHT. MR. PP / THE LIGHT TEAM ON THE K-BOARD. THIS FONT WAS MADE BY ZUUL- IT'S VERY NICE- DONAT YA THINKA (BUT HE USED 1 COLOUR TOO MUCH) WELL- WELL- COZ I DONAT WANT TO WRITE A LOT OF GREETINGS RUBBISH IN THE MAIN SCROLLER IALL WRITE IT HERE. SOOO- ENOUGH OF SHITTALK- LETS START WITH THE CREDITS : ALL CODING BY MR. PP (HEY! THAT'S ME!!!) FONT DRAWING BY ZUUL MUZEXX RIPPING BY ZAPHOD BEEBLEROXX... THANX TO ZAPHOD FOR EXPLAINING HOW TO DO... PRESHIFT. (HEY! IT WAS VERY SIMPLE AFTER ALL) OK- NOW TO THOS SPECIAL HI'S A VIPER (CALL HIS BBS- FRONTIER BBS. 300-2400 BPS +45 (0)18 241 690. GOT IT?) OVERLORD ILLEGAL EXCEPTION (MOVEP!!!) AND MEIZTER. WELL- NOW TO THE GREETINGS : TCB THE LOST BOYS FOF FOFT ULM TEX DELTA FORCE THE EXCEPTIONS ALL MEMBERS OF THE UNION ALL MEMBERS OF INNER CIRCLE INVIZIBLES TKT EQUINOX SYNC THE REPLICANTS AND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYBODY THAT I'VE FORGOT... AND NOOOOOW- TO THE MEGA BIG GREAT SPECIAL EXTRA... FUCKIIINGS!!!! FUCK #1 GOES TO SUZANNA OULAZZ (OUR PHYSICAL TEACHER. FROM RUMANIA) FUCK #2 GOES TO... IRENE A. AND FUCK #3 TO.... ANNAVIOL (CHANGE NAME. YOU FUCKING SMELL)... THERE. NOW I FEEL BETTER.. ALL THOSE LAST NAMES WERE FROM SCHOOL. AS YOU MAYBE ALREADY FIGURED OUT. I REALLY HATE THOSE GUYS!!! OK. WHEN I'M RELIEFED MY FEELINGS ON THIS INNOCENT SCROLLTEXT. LET'S STOP FOR THIS TIME... BUT I'M NOT GOING TO SPOIL MY DEMO CAREER BY WRITING 'LET'S WRAP'.... OK. BYEYEYEYEY (AMBULANS!) 100... 99... 98... 97... 96... 95... 96... -VAROOOM- 1... 0... -1... -2... -3... -4... -5... -6... -7... -8... (WHAT IS IT!?! I'M COMPLETELY NORMAL!!) -9... -10... -11... FUZIIIIIIIIIIIK!!! "