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WELCOME TO........ THE SOURCE MENU #29 þÈ DONE BY KALAMAZOO þÈ MEGA THANX GO TO ALL OF THE GUYS AT G-FORCE þÈ FOR SENDING US THIS CODE FOR USE ON MENUS...... ALL CODING BY G-STRING þÈ (I THINK) PRESS "M" TO CHANGE MUZAK. PRESS "S" TO CHANGE SCROLLTEXT. WELL THIS TIME THERE IS A MASSIVE SIX DEMOS FOR YOU...... FIRSTLY BEING THE KLF DEMO SUPPLIED BY MERCURY OF TOTE.... ALL THE OTHER DEMO SCREENS ARE FROM THE INNER CIRCLE DEMO.... AND WHERE SUPPLIED BY SEWER RAT.... THERE AGAIN HAS BEEN A CHANGE, AS TO THE MEMBERSHIP OF THE SOURCE þÈ YES.... WE HAVE GOT A NEW MEMBER..... AFTER DOING DISK TWENTY EIGHT HE DECIDED HE COULDNT DO WITHOUT US....... LETS HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APLAUSE FOR......... CAPTAIN WIBBLE þÈ CAPTAIN WIBBLE WILL (OR SHOULD) BE DOING SOME MENUS AND SOME PACKING FOR US IN THE NEAR FUTURE.... WELL TODAYS DATE IS... ERM.... WELL ITS WEDNESDAY... AND ENGLAND PLAYED IRELAND TODAY.... IVE JUST SEEN EGON - REMEMBER HIM.... HE TELLS ME THAT HE HAS DONE A FEW PICTURES FOR THE GROUP.... BUT FOR SOME STRANGE REASON THE SOD WONT GIVE ME THEM.... HE RECKONS THAT HE WILL ONLY GIVE ME THEM WHEN HES DONE AT LEAST TEN.... SO THAT ILL HAVE A BIG SUPPLY FOR WHEN I DO SOME MORE MENUS...... ANYWAY.. WHAT DO ALL THINK OF MY NEW "THE SOURCE" LOGO? I HAD A LITTLE PLAY WITH MY MULTIFACE THE OTHER DAY... EXPERIMENTING WITH WHAT COULD BE RIPPED AND WHAT COULD NOT... I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO RIP THE THALION LOGO.... DOES ANYONE WANT TO BUY MY MULTIFACE???? GET IN TOUCH IF YOU WANT IT..... IM GOING TO ADVERTISE IT IN NEW COMPUTER EXPRESS SOON..... IF YOU WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME THEN LEAVE AN AD IN N.C.E. STARTING WITH A GREET TO ME (KALAMAZOO) AND IF I SEE IT (COS I DONT GET ALL OF THE MAGS) ILL GET IN TOUCH........ WELL AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE.... EGON HAS JUST BEEN ROUND AND RECKONS HE HAS DONE SOME PICTURES.... WELL I DONT QUITE BELIEVE HIM.... YOU SEE EGON HAS BOUGHT HISELF A NINTENDO GAMEBOY.... QUITE AWESUM LITTLE BEASTS - THEY ARE REALLY ADICTIVE.... I PICKED IT UP AND IT TOOK EGON OVER AN HOUR TO RECLAIM IT BACK.... TETRIS IS JUST GREAT ON THE GAMEBOY.... I GOT THIRTYONE THOUSAND POINTS AND ONEHUNDRED AND ONE LINES ON ONLY MY SECOND GO..... YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN EGONS FACE... (HE LOOKS A BIT ODD MOST OF THE TIME) BUT TODAY HE LOOKED REALLY GOBSMACKED WHEN I SHATTERED HIS HIGHSCORE OF A MERE SIXTYFOUR LINES...... WELL ANYWAY.... I WILL HAVE TO BRING THIS SCROLLER TO AN END..... PRESS "S" FOR ANOTHER SCROLLTEXT THIS IS KALAMAZOO þÈ SIGNING OFF....... ÿ THIS IS THE GREETS SCROLLER.... GREETINGS GOTO THE FOLLOWING (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER)... AENIGMATICA þÈ AGGRESSION þÈ DAL SNUFFS þÈ EGON þÈ FORDY þÈ G-FORCE þÈ INNER CIRCLE þÈ KLAMPIT þÈ KIE þÈ MANTRONIX þÈ MERCURY OF TOTE þÈ NECROMANCER þÈ NEW ORDER þÈ PHALANX þÈ RIPPED OFF þÈ SEWER SOFTWARE þÈ ESP SEWER RAT ST CONNEXIONS þÈ SYNC þÈ THE BALD EAGLE þÈ THE CAREBEARS þÈ THE DISK MAP CREW þÈ THE EMPIRE þÈ THE LOST BOYS þÈ THE MEDWAY BOYS þÈ THE MOB ON ICELAND þÈ THE MONSTER þÈ THE MR MEN þÈ THE OVERLANDERS þÈ THE POMPEY PIRATES þÈ THE QUARTET þÈ THE REPLICANTS þÈ THE REST OF THE SOURCE þÈ THE UNION þÈ AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST WEASEL þÈ AND ALL OTHER DEMO CREWS AND ST-RELATED PEOPLE WORLDWIDE......... ÿ THIS IS SCROLLER DEDICATED TO GEORDIES....... (WELL THOSE PEOPLE WHO HATE THEM ANYWAY) THE FOLLOWING WAS LIFTED FROM "FLY ME TO THE MOON" (THE MIDDLESBROUGH F.C. FANZINE) A MR.SMYTHE WALKED INTO A CLINIC IN LONDON AND SAID TO THE DOCTOR "ONE WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK LIKE ONE OF THOSE LIVERPOOL CHAPPIES, ER, A SCOUSER ONE THINKS THEY ARE CALLED. WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO OPERATE ON ME SO THAT I MAY HAVE AN ACCENT LIKE THAT?" "YES, CERTAINLY" REPLIED THE DOCTOR, " BUT IT WILL INVOLVE REMOVING A QUARTER OF YOUR BRAIN, AND WILL COST TWENTY THOUSAND POUNDS." "SPLENDID OLD CHAP. CAN YOU DO IT TOMMOROW?" "YES INDEED." SAID THE DOCTOR. THAT NIGHT THE DOCTOR WENT OUT AND GOT RIGHT ROYALLY RAT-ARSED AND DURING THE MICRO SURGERY THE FOLLOWING DAY HIS SCALPEL SLIPPED AND CUT OUT ALL OF MR.SMYTHS BRAIN, SAVE FOR ONE BRAIN CELL WHICH CLUNG STUBBORNLY TO HIS SKULL. MR.SMYTH WAS IN A COMA FOR THREE MONTHS. WHEN HE CAME ROUND THE DOC WAS WAITING BY HIS BEDSIDE AND SAID, "THANK GOD YOU ARE ALIVE. DURING THE OPERATION, I HAD A SLIGHT MISHAP, YOUVE ONLY ONE BRAIN CELL LEFT. ITS A MIRACLE, HOW DO YOU FEEL?" TO WHICH MR.SMYTH REPLIED, "WYE MAN, A FEEL A REET CANNY BONNY LAD, Y KNA!" WELL THAT IS ALL THE SPACE LEFT FOR GOERDIE PISS TAKING......... SO UNTIL NEXT TIME...... BYE..............