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WEEEEEE..... AAAHHHHH... ITS THE SOURCE MENU 70 OR IF YOU PREFERE ITS KALAMAZOOS MENU 37.... THE SOURCE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT WE ARE NOW MEMBERS OF THE PD CONFEDERATION AN ORGANISATION CONSISTING OF THE VERY BEST PUBLIC DOMAIN LIBARYS, DEDICATED TO DISTRIBUTING ONLY THE FINEST IN PUBLIC DOMAIN SOFTWARE...... SO REMEMBER THE NAME.... THE PD CONFEDERATION THIS TIME I BRING YOU TWO NEW PIECES OF SOFTWARE, SO... PRESS.... F1. FASION CRACKIN MUSEX 2..... F2. FINGERBOBS STE TRACKER..... MANY THANX GO TO USELESS OF AWEFULL... SORRY... RUTHLESS OF AWEOSME...NO...AWESOME... FOR FILING AND SUPPLYING CRACKEN MUSEX 2.... OH YEAH THE FILE PROTECTION ON CRACKEN MUZEX II WAS ALSO BY RUTHLESS... ESPECIALLY TO STOP THE QUARTET RIPPING OUR MENUS (IVE HEARD RUMOURS GUYS.... IF YOU DISAGREE THEN GET IN TOUCH) THE SOURCE NOW CONSIST OF ONLY.... KALAMAZOO....ARTIST. PACKER. MENU MAKER. DISTRIBUTION. PDL JJF....PACKER. MENU MAKER. DISTRIBUTION. GFA CODER. EGON....ARTIST. PACKER. MENU MAKER. SO AS YOU CAN SEE, WE ARE ONLY A TRIO NOW, SINCE FROSTY LEFT (WE WISH FROSTY THE BEST OF LUCK WITH HIS NEW GROUP).... ANYWAY, WE ARE NOW IN DESPERATE NEED FOR A DECENT CODER.... SO IF YOU CAN CODE IN 68000 ASSEMBLER. WANT TO BECOME PART OF THE MOST UP-AND-COMMING DEMO COMPACTION GROUP ON THE ST. BE MENTIONED IN MAGAZINES AND HAVE WORLD WIDE FAME THEN WRITE TO US. SENDING EXAMPLES OF YOUR WORK.... PRESS F3 AND DROP TO DESKTOP. TO FIND OUR ADDRESS... CREDITS FOR THIS MENU GO TO.... KALAMAZOO (PACKING. MENU PRODUCTION. THE ABOVE PICTURE. ETC. ETC.) COUNT ZERO (MUZAK) RUTHLESS OF AWESOME (FILING OF CRAKEN MUZEX II) THE OVERLANDERS (FOR THIS GREAT PIECE ON MENU CODE) EVERY MEMBER OF THE PD CONFEDERATION (FOR STOCKING OUR MENUS) GREETINGS FLY OUT TO THE FOLLOWING.... (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER) AENIGMATICA AGGRESSION ALL MEMBERS OF THE PD CONFEDERATION AWESOME CAPTAIN WIBBLE CRAZY DIAMOND PDL DAL SNUFFS DELTA FORCE EGON FROSTY G-FORCE INNER CIRCLE IVO OF IENX JENNIX PD JUMPING JACK FLASH KIE MERCURY OF TOTE NECROMANCER NEW ORDER PHALANX PROPHECY PD RIPPED OFF RIVERDEAN PDL RUTHLESS ST CONNEXIONS SYNC THE ALIEN CRACKING FORMATION THE BAD BREW CREW THE BALD EAGLE THE BLACK CATS THE CAREBEARS THE DISK MAP CREW THE EMPIRE THE LOST BOYS THE MEDWAY BOYS THE MOB ON ICELAND THE MONSTER THE MR MEN THE OVERLANDERS THE POMPEY PIRATES THE QUARTET THE REPLICANTS THE REST OF THE SOURCE THE UNION ULM WEASEL OH YEAH, A LITTLE JOKE I HEARD AT WORK THE OTHER DAY..... THERE ARE THESE TWO GUYS ON THE SKI SLOPES IN SWEDEN..... THE PAIR OF THEM BOTH SUFFER FROM DYSLEXIA... ANYWAY, ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER.... LETS DO SOME ZIG-ZAGS DOWN THE MOUNTAIN AND THE OTHER SAYS DONT YOU MEAN ZIG-ZIGS? NA! ITS DEFINATELY ZIG-ZAGS... THE TWO GUYS START TO FIGHT ABOUT WHAT THE WORD IS, UNTIL THEY DECIDE TO ASK THE NEXT PERSON TO COME DOWN THE MOUNTAIN.... THEY JUST SO HAPPEN TO STOP THIS GUY ON A SLEDGE... DO YOU ZIG-ZAG DOWN THE MOUNTAIN OR ZIG-ZIG DOWN IT? THEY ASK. DONT ASK ME, SAYS THE MAN ON THE SLEDGE, IM A TOBOGGANIST! OH! IN THAT CASE, CAN WE HAVE TWENTY WOODBINE PLEASE...... OKAY SO LETS WRAP!