VECTRONIX is proud to present you: ISHAR II. Cracked by VECTRONIX on October, 21st in 1993! Original supplied by LoNsDaLe. This is a new QUALITY-RELEASE, so you will never have to put in any kind of password, unless you choose the FRENCH version. In this case you will have to put in the word DES, once again: D E S. Yeah! You are not dreaming... VECTRONIX is back... QUALITY is our business! Let's handle over to LoNsDaLe, our great original-supplier! Hi ATARI freaks, this is LoNsDaLe at the keys, if ya wanna know the truth I really don't wanna write any lame scrollers, but the VEX assholes (Editor: Na na na na na !) just chained me up to that chair in front of this lame FALCON keyboard and said that they would tell RITA that a lonely boy is chained up on a chair only waiting for her. You don't know who Rita is? (Well tough luck dude) Ok, let me give you a short description of that ugly fat piece of female flesh: Rita is 55 years old, brown hair, brow n eyes, 155cm toll and her weight is m aybe 300 pounds (or even more!). She's the janitor of the university in Marburg where the Vectronix guys try to learn how to code in BASIC on a C 16 and where I spend 7 hours on the Freeway to drive from Hamburg to this fuckin place to bring the Original of Ishar 2 to the VEX assholes. But back onto lovely Rita, you know usually w hen she isn't eating, she spends all her tim e in front of her video w atching X-rated film s w ith leather and chain freaks... she really loves that things ya know , once w hen I spend the first tim e w ith the VEX guys here bringing them sum thing else dow n to Marburg they told m e about Rita and poor m e, I didn't believe them w hat they told m e about her. So I did bet that I w ould give her a big sm ack (coz I thought that such a person couldn't exist at all) but I w as so w rong... as I had lost the bet I had to go dow n to her and knock at her door, ya know and these VEX lam ers w ere hiding few m eters aw ay because they couldn't resist Ritas nice sm elling (she sm elled like a cow out of her m outh). So she opened her door and w as lucky to see a new victim (ME!), but it w as all so unbelieveable ugly that I couldn't give her a sm ack (not only because of the toxic invasion out of her m outh, it w as m ore because of everything), so she w as lucky to have a young, good looking boy w ith a long dig (dick???) standing in front of her. And before I could even react, she had already caught m e w ith her right 50 pound arm . Then she forced m e to com e into her room , or m ay I better say cave to that place. She 'put' m e onto a chair in front of her TV/Videoset (Made in Japan I guess...) and said: Hello sw eety, nice you com e over here to w atch sum film s w ith m e, you can say m um m y to m e if ya like. In this m om ent w hen she said 'm um m y' I thought I m ust get outta here or I'll die! (When you'll see her you'll know w hat I m ean!). So she m anaged to get her fat ass in m ove and w ent over to the videoset and put a cassette in it called 'chain slaves'. She cam e back to sit next to m e (AAARRGH!) and said: Let's begin w ith the funny things in life! After 90 m inutes of chains, slaves, leather and all that freak-stuff the film cam e finally to an end. At this m om ent Rita has gone really hot and said: 'Hey boy, I heard you w as very bad in the last tim e and your parents told m e to give you a special lesson in education!' So, again only God know s how she m anaged to get up from the chair, she w as going into another cave of her appartem ent and shouted over to m e that she's going to put herself into som ething com fortable. Lucky m e, had lost all hope to escape from this stinking place, I cam e back to life and thought: Hey she's out! Tim e to go at once! So I m anaged to save m y life. And the possibility to supply som e m ore originals for the VEX organization. Risking the light of m y eyes, I did one last look back into the room w hile getting out. I saw she w as already in her leather and chains dom ina outfit, only searching for som ething to put her 150 pound tits in. She saw m e escaping from her place and cried: Watch out boy! Next tim e I see ya' round here I'll chain ya up to m y seat and sit on ya! With this last horrorvision in m y ears I ran out of this trashy place, w here the VEX guyz w ere already m aking bets if I w ould be still norm al in brain after spending over 90 m inutes w ith that kind of person in one room ! Well, that w as all the story about Rita. So you see now , w hy I enjoy m ore to w rite this scroller than spending even another second in life together w ith Rita!!! If you w anna see her, just com e over here to UNI Marburg. Now , I now also know , w hy the VECTRONIX guys don't try to protect them selves from the police. It's just because Rita is the janitor of this w hole place. And w hen she sees m en in uniform s, she alw ays gets so hot and w e all know w hat'll happen then... If you don't believe this story, then just ask the VEX guys, if they'll ever go to another CP, after the delirium in Frankfurt (rem em ber TREX WARRIOR?) they didn't m anage to com e to another party. They couldn't afford a new car till today! And XXXXXX (nam e censored) still has to pay the crash... poor guy! And even the girl that w as responsible for the w hole thing, because she w as w earing such a short m ini-skirt, left him . I've just seen a photo of her, m ust adm it that she's quite pretty, but w hat do you expect from a girl that has a com puterfreak as boyfriend? When she w ants to go out on w eekends he says: Sorry babe, I'm crackin' gam es! Oh w ell... So now let us com e to a really different thing: Splatter m ovies! The film I'm going to talk about is already a little bit older (w ait a sec, m y cigarette did just fell dow n... lovely HB Virginia tobacco... Little gam e for our Germ an fellow s: Was passiert w enn m an HB um dreht? ......................................................BH, alter Hut!, hoer ich euch sagen? Falsch! Dann fallen die Zigaretten aus der Packung! HAHAHA...Nich gut? Ok ok, let's go on w ith that film ). It's from 1985 (you rem em ber that year? TOS 1.0 on Disk, ST Basic and all that stuff?) and is called DAY OF THE DEAD. (Germ ans m ay know it as ZOMBIE 2-DAS LETZTE KAPITEL) All the w ork w as done by Mister 'Masterpiece him self' George A. Rom ero. The story of this film is as follow s: All the w orld is full of that nasty Zom bies (for guyz w ho don't know w hat Zom bies are: Dead hum ans w ho're w andering around, don't need anything that a norm al hum an needs, like sleep, love, sex etc... And so they w alk around searching for hum ans that are still alive and you know w hat they w ant from them ? They w anna eat them !!! You m ay laugh now coz you think that it sounds funny, but you know the point is that you can't com m unicate w ith 'em coz they're already dead! And the only w ay to destroy them is to pum p up their brain!), so all the globe is full of these nasty guys and there are a few survivors left in a bunker in Florida. The things that m ake the film that excellent are that the atm osphere is just like all this w ould happen right now , and the Zom bies look just excellent !! So, in this bunker there's a team of scientists that try to find a w ay to get rid of this problem and to find out w hy it happened at all (Just like they still dunno w hy AIDS happened at all). To guarantee the security of the scientists there are few soldiers in that bunker too. They have to do all the w ork including getting few Zom bies for the scientists so that they can try things w ith them . The dialogues in this film are rough, they speak w ithout respect and also racistic (yellow bastard etc...). The characters act like m aybe hum ans w ould act in such a extrem e situation and that's another thing w hy the atm osphere is really outstanding. You know a Zom bie looks really horrible, as they're dead or w ere m ostly also victim s of other Zom bies it's nice to look at them . The colour of their faces is lightblue/flesh like a guy looks w ho's already dead since few days (have you seen the faces of dead triology?) and w hen they act they m ainly do it w ithout any em otions (Ok, I m ust adm it that this w as better in the first part of this film ), just think of som eone w ho w ould try to kill you w ithout ANY em otion in his face! But it's just bullshit w hat I'm talking about here, you MUST see that film ! Don't think it's just one of those cheap splatter productions, there's a lot of speaking in that film , and this doesn't destroy the atm osphere, but you should try to get hold of the Original (uncut) U.S version w hich has all the bloody scenes in it. (Never seen som e of these possibilities to die before). If you don't m anage to get a copy of it, then I can give you one, VHS system , but don't expect a No 1 quality copy at all! It has been copied already a few tim es. Just try to contact m e. Well... not m uch m ore to say other than there's not m uch going on for the ST scene, last gam e I got w as DOG FIGHT and that is already long ago... I hope that CYNIX w ill stay on ST to provide all the forthcom ing w arez (if there are any). If CYNIX stopps, w ho else is there? ELITE ? Well, but they do not seem to m anage it alone... VECTRONIX? Well, if som ebody gives them the Originals...I don't buy ST gam es anym ore... ICS? Well, I have heard sum of them bought Falcons... REPLICANTS? No m odem s, no releases or w hat? Oops, I forgot they m anaged to get a BBS lately, but haven't seen anything at all from them since som e tim e. All you guys from CYNIX! VECTRONIX and m e hope that you continue on ST and do som ething on FALCON asw ell. Quick greets to sum of m y friends (these are NO VEX greetings!): Daniel, Wolf, Keith, Philippe, Frederique, Andreas and all those I m iss in that m om ent of pain. Enjoy your life, and if you enjoy this gam e, consider of buying the Original! It'll be positive for the FALCON softw are m arket......c ya next tim e, m aybe in the next VEX scroll live from UNI Marburg..........................................................................................................................What are u still doin here?.....................Have ya nuthin better to do than fucking 'round in endparts of scrollers?.......................................................................Well, then this time it w as w orthless!..........