Menu Number 71 Intro

by The Cheshire Cats

THE CHESHIRE CATS, WITH EMMENSE PROUDNESS, BRING TO YOU MENU NUMBER SEVENTY-ONE PRESS ONE FOR INDIANA JONES AND THE FATE OF ATLANTIS (ACTION GAME)...TWO FOR INDIANA JONES AND THE FATE OF ATLANTIS DOCS...THREE FOR THE HARDDISK INSTALLATION PROGRAM...AND FOUR FOR PLOP THE CATS ARE...GODZILLA (ME!)...THE TROLL...BACON BUTTY...SCI-FI...AND JEZZ CREDITS...INTRO CODED BY GODZILLA, WITH TRACKER ROUTINES BY WIZZCAT OF DELTA FORCE...MUZEXX BY THE MEGA-COOL JEZZ...INDIANA JONES AND THE FATE OF ATLANTIS CRACKED AND PACKED (A BIT) BY GODZILLA, THE ORIGINAL WAS SUPPLIED BY THE TROLL...DOCS TYPED BY GODZILLA...PIC RIPPED BY THE TROLL'S CAT WELL HERE IT IS, THE FIRST T.C.C. MENU OF NINETY THREE..AND WHAT A STONKER IT IS TOO!! I HAVEN'T SEEN INDY JONES ABOUT ANYWHERE YET, SO IT LOOKS LIKE THAT'S A FIRST, AND THE FULL DOCS ARE ALSO ON THE DISK...WHO ELSE BRINGS YOU SUCH WONDEROUS SERVICE?? A MESSAGE TO HARLEQUIN OF PURE ENERGY...I SEE YOU'RE SLAGGING OFF SYNCRO MOAN, BUT THE SLAGS, AND THE REST OF THE SCROLLER, WOULD BE IMMEASUREABLY IMPROVED IF YOU HAD A BASIC GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IF YOU ARE THE BEST MEMBER IN PURE ENERGY THEN I JUST CANNOT IMAGINE HOW CRAP THE REST OF THE CREW IS!! ARE THEY ALL AS ILLITERATE AS YOU?? NO SLAG IS INTENDED, BUT ON THE NEXT MENU, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND GET SOMEONE WITH SOME KIND OF KNOWLAGE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TO WRITE THE SCROLLER!! GREETZ ARE SENT OUT TO THE FOLLOWING FRIENDS (IN NO SPECIAL ORDER)...SYNCRO SYSTEMS (ESP. THE PUNTER, AUBREY AND SYNCRO MOAN)...ADRENALIN...INSANITY (R.I.P?)...THE LEMMINGS...C.I.D. (R.I.P?)...SPECIAL FX...WILD!...THE POMPEY PIRATES...ELITE...ICS...THE REPLICANTS...CYNIX...MADVISON...DELTA FORCE...UNT...AND ANY BUGGER ELSE I'VE MISSED OFF ANYWAY, ENOUGH OF THIS DRIVEL, IT'S TIME FOR A RERUN (BBC 1 PHILOSOPHY!) LET'S WRAP

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