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WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE PDL CATALOGUE DISK!
THIS BRILLIANT INTRO WAS CODED BY JSD AS WAS THE MENU PROGRAM USED WITH OUR
CATALOGUE. . . FIRST OFF, A FEW WORDS ABOUT VIEWING OUR RANGE OF DISKS -
PRESSING THE SPACE BAR WILL EXIT THIS INTRO AND TAKE YOU TO THE DESKTOP WHERE
YOU WILL SEE LOTS OF FOLDERS AND A FILE CALLED 'NEW-AGE.PRG'. . . DOUBLE
CLICK ON THIS PROGRAM TO LOAD THE MENU. . . THIS MENU IS DESINGED TO LOOK
A LITTLE SIMILAR TO THE 'SANDP' PROGRAM WHICH WE USED PREVIOUSLY BUT HAD A
NASTY BUG IN IT! . . USE THE MOUSE TO MOVE ALONG THE MENUS AND DOWN THE
OPTIONS AND THEN CLICK TO LOAD THE FILE OF YOUR CHOICE - SOME OPTIONS WILL
SEND YOU INTO A SUB MENU. . . WHEN YOU SELECT A FILE TO LOAD, THE REVENGE
DOCUMENT DISPLAYER WRITTEN BY THE HITCHHICKER WILL BE LOADED ALONG WITH THE
TEXT FILE. . . FULL INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO USE THIS PROGRAM ARE TO BE FOUND
WITHIN THE MENU BUT FOR NOW I WILL JUST SAY - USE THE CURSOR KEYS. . . .
NOW I WILL MOVE ON TO THE FREEBIES THAT COME ON THE DISK . . . YOU MUST OF
HEARD OF THE GREAT JEFF MINTER GAME - 'REVENGE OF THE MUTANT CAMELS'? - YES?
WELL WE HAVE THE 520K STFM VERSION FOR YOU IN ALL ITS GLORY. . . WE ALSO
HAVE A VERY GOOD ADVENTURE GAME CALLED 'AWE CHASM'. . . . THE HIDDEN
SCREEN FROM THE 'OOH CRICKEY WOT A SCORCHER DEMO' . . . A SMALL BUT FULLY
FEATURED TEXT EDITOR . . . SEVERAL SOUNDTRACKER MODULES . . AND FINALLY
A SELECTION OF SOUNDCHIP MUSIC!! . . NOW ONTO THE GREETINGS . . . .
I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A BIG THANKYOU TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALL
HELPED ME IN SOME WAY SINCE THE LAUNCH (AND BEFORE) OF NEW AGE PDL . . .
FIRSTLY MY FIANCE HENRY - BECAUSE HE HAS (USUALLY) ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR
ADVICE, CRITISISM, AND OTHER THINGS. . . HENRY'S RATHER FUNNY LOOKING
POODLE (BY SPECIAL REQUEST) . . . CAMY MAERTENS AT BUDGIE UK FOR THE USE OF
HIS PHOTOCOPIER, HIS LASER PRINTER, HIS DUPLICATING CABLE AND GOD KNOWS WHAT
ELSE AND FOR ALL OF HIS ADVICE . . . SHAWN SANDERS FOR PROVIDING AN
OPPORTUNITY TO GET LOTS OF STATIONARY PRINTED AT A REASONABLE PRICE. . .
JASON BROME FOR WRITING ALL OF THIS SOFTWARE FOR ME AND HIS SOUNDTRACKER. .
GARETH SMITH FOR SUPPLYING ME WITH A MOUNTAIN OF SOFTWARE OVER THE MONTHS. .
. ALL OF MY OTHER CONTACTS . . . AND LASTLY AN EXTRA HUGE THANKS TO MY
CUSTOMERS WIHTOUT WHOM I WOULD NOT BE WRITING THIS. . . . WELL I THINK
THAT I HAVE WAFFLED ON FOR LONG ENOUGH NOW SO AS A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR ALL
OF YOU WHO BOTHERED TO READ THIS RATHER BORING SCROLL TEXT, IF YOU PUT
ON YOUR ORDER FORM 'I AM THE WALLY WHO READ THE SCROLL TEXT TO THE END' THEN
YOU MAY CLAIM A 10 PERCENT DISCOUNT ON ANY ORDER OVER FIVE DISKS! . . .
BYEEEE . . . . . W R A P . . .