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H...O SINK OF HEMOROIDS ON THE KEYBOARD AT THE ANIMAL MINE HQ ICH BIN WITH KMB, PENGUIN, M.C. OF ANIMAL MINE AND JACKO OF ACF FOR HELP ME TO WRITE THIS TEXT BECAUSE MY ENGLISH IS VERY VERY POOOOOOOR (DRECKIG FOR THEM). WE ARE IN THE ATARI FAIR FOR THE FUN AND BIZNESS.....SALUT A TOUS LES AUTRES MENBERS OF HMD AROUND THE WORLD....THIS THE FIRST DAY FROM ATARI MESS. PENGUIN, MC AND JACKY ARE JUST STARTING TO LEARN FRENCH ....... LESSON NUMBER ONE : CUL, VAGIN, ETC... LESSON NUMBER TWO : TOUCH, PENETRATION, ETC...... PENGUIN, MC, AND JACKY BECOME VERY EXCITED WITH THE DICTIONARY (FRENCH,GERMAN). MC WENT TO SEARCH BEER AND THE THE NIGHT JUST BEGIN FROM ACF (IT'S A JOKE FRENCH). ANIMAL MINE AND ACF ARE COOOL GUYS WOOF WOOF SAY THE DOG AND MIOU MIOU SAY THE CAT OF PENGUIN. HELLO TO ALFRED AND ALFONS THE TWO CATS OF PENGUIN. JACKI THE PERVERSE, MC CAREFULLY LISTEN JACKY AND PENGUIN THE BIGGEST FUCKER AROUND THE WORLD... YOHO ! HERE IS NOW KMB AT THE KEYBOARD, LETTING SINK TO EXPLAIN JACKY AND M.C WHAT AN ASSHOLE IS... WELL, I AM JUST HAPPY TO SEE THAT I HAVE NOT BOUGHT DIS DICTIONARY FOR NOTHING ! I GUESS THAT THEY WILL LEARN A LOT THINGS TOGETHER. SINK IS NOW A TRUE GERMAN, AND HE CAN NOW MAKE A LOT OF FRIEND IN GERMANY. AND PROBABLY I WILL NOT HAVE TO TRANSLATE HIM ALL THE TIME. THAT'S VERY BORING ESPECIALLY WHEN HE DATE SOME CHICKS. WELL , NOW M.C. IS ON THE KEYS ..... BUT I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEMS , THAN EVERY TIME ...... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ONLY .... IT IS VERY FUNNY HERE AT PENGUINS FLAT ... THEY ARE ALL KIDDIN' ABOUT KMB'S DICTIONARY , CAUSE THERE ARE SOME FUNNY BUGS IN THE TRANSLATION FROM GERMAN TO FRENCH AND FRENCH TO GERMAN ..... UARF UARF ..... WELL , IN FACT , THEY ARE ALL FULL OF PERVERT THOUGHTS , SO IT IS CLEAR THAT THEY'RE ONLY LOOKING FOR SENTENCES LIKE : 'HAST DU DEINE UNTERHOSE AN ?' ... FOR NOT GERMANS, THIS MEANS ( APPROX. ) : 'DO YOU WEAR YOUR UNDERWEAR ?' ....... AND OL ZIS STAFF ....... OKAY , I'LL TRY TO FORCE ANJA TO TYPE SOME SENTENCES HERE ......... I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ANYTHING, COZ I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE. BUT THERE'S ONE THING I WANT TO SAY YOU : PENGUIN ( STEFAN ) IS THE GREATEST MAN ( IN MY OPINION ) AND I REALLY LOVE HIM BUT I THINK HE SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS MACHINE . ANYWAY, I LIKE ( LOVE ???) YOU ALL !!!!! THE LAST THING IS : MANY , MANY GREETS TO NIRVANA ( I'M WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT LETTER !!!! ). BYE AND LOTSA KISSES ANJA ............ WELL , ONCE AGAIN , M.C. IS ON THE KEY , JUST TO SAY THAT I AM VERY PROUD , THAT I MANAGED TO FORCE ANJA TO THE KEYBOARD ... COZ YOU HAVE TO KNOW, THAT IT IS VERY HARD TO GET HER WRITING SOMETHING HERE ...... ANYWAY ........ NICE STRIKE FROM HER . NOW I'LL THROW THE KEYBOARD TO ANOTHER GUYS HEAD HERE... ANJA AGAIN. THANX M.C. !!!! I THINK THIS COMPUTER IS NOT SO SHITTY AS I THOUGHT. I'M BEGINNING TO LOVE THIS ATARI !!!!! AGAIN BYE BYE AND LOTSA KISSES ANJA !!!! YES, NICE WOMAN BEFORE ME, I THINK. HERE IS NOW DELPHINE ON THE KEYS! I AM THE NEW MEMBER, BUT NOT THAT NEW. I ENTERED THE GROUP SINCE 3 MONTHS AGO, AND I WILL DO SOME GREAT (?) THINGS IN THE FUTURE (PERHAPS SOON IN OUR GREAT DEMO!). - WE WILL SEE... LET ME EXPLAIN YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MY ENTERING SOME MONTHS AGO: I AM A LONELY CODER SINCE 2 YEARS AND I MET PENGUIN AT THE ATARI-FAIR LAST YEAR. I SAW SOME NICE PREVIEWS AND THE FAMOUS GREAT STUFF COMPILS! I KNEW ALSO THE EX-XENEX MEMBERS AND SO THIS IS THE REASON NOW, THAT I ENTERED THIS COOL CREW. YOU WILL SEE (PERHAPS) SOON A MENU FROM ME (I CODED ONE, BUT IT'S NOT FINISHED (LAZY)). NOW I AM CODING CURRENTLY ON MY SCREEN FOR OUR DEMO (HOPEFULLY) COMING SOON!! OKAY, I MUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE FRENCH ELITE CREW WHO CAME TO OUR HQ TODAY: FIRST OF ALL MANY GREETINGS TO SINK (VERY!!!!! GREAT GUY - MANY NICE CHATS AND FUNNY CONVERSATIONS!). I HAVE TO SAY THAT OUR LEADER PENGUIN IS VERY FAMOUS AND IT'S GREAT TO KNOW HIM. DON'T FORGET ANJA AND THE FAMOUS CATS! (THE MOST FAMOUS CATS IN THE SCENE I THINK, OR DO YOU ANY CATS ????). BUT I HAVE TO SAY, THAT I PREFER MY AFRICAN GREY PARROT WHO IS ALSO CALLED DELPHINE! AT THE MOMENT I SEE THAT PENGUIN IS DRUNK LYING ON THE FLOOR, BECAUSE HE SAYS LOTS OF BULLSHIT.... (ANJA AGAIN. THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!! BYE!) YES, THESE ARE THE ONLY THINGS I WANT TO SAY TODAY. BYE! YOHOHO ! HERE IS KMB ONCE AGAIN, AND THAT'S K.M.B : K LIKE KRIME, M LIKE MURDER, B LIKE BOMBARDMENT AND NOT D LIKE DESTROY ! YEP ! I AM HAPPY TO READ ABOUT DELPHINE.... VERY STRANGE PERSON INDEED... TOMORROW, I WILL PROBABLY SEE HIS FACE. HUH ? WHAT A STRESS ! THE TWO MASCOTS (CATS) ARE NOW CRUNCHING THE CABLE... WE WILL SEE FOR HOW LONG WE CAN TYPE TONIGHT. BY THE WAY, IT'S NOW SATURDAY (SECOND DAY OF THE ATARI FAIR, AND THE ATARI FAIR START HERE, IN THE ANIMAL MINE'S HQ). ANYWAY, IT'S THE FIRST TIME THAT THERE ARE SO MANY FRENCHIES HERE, AND WE, THE FRENCH, ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE FRENCH WORDS. MAYBE, WE HAVE NOT DESCRIBED YOU THIS HQ, IT'S AT PENGUIN'S, AND THERE ARE THESE STRANGE ANIMALS (WHICH LIVE ON THE ICE) EVERYWHERE WE HAVE JUST THE FEELING TO BE IN AN IGLOOOOO... BRRRRRR.... ANYWAY, WE (SINK AND I) CAN'T UNDERSTAND ANY WORD IN GERMAN ANJA HAS NOW SOMETHING TO TELL, A SPECIAL MESSAGE AFTER AN EVENT THAT HAPPENED: ------------- IL EST UN CRETIN ! OK, KMB BACK. NO ONE WILL NEVER KNOW AND NEVER UNDERSTAND, EXCEPT FOUR PERSONS. GOOD, THAT'S BETTER LIKE THIS, FOR EVERYBODY. NOW, THE GERMANS ARE TRYING DESESPERATELY TO TEACH GERMAN TO SINK... WITHOUT SUCCESS... GERMAN IS TOO DIFFICULT AND THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT ENOUGH FREE ROOM IN HIS BRAIN (WE ARE TOTALLY HS, I.E : OUT OF ORDER, BECAUSE OF THE TRIP). MAYBE TOMORROW THEY CAN TRY AGAIN ? OK, SOME FINAL WORDS FROM PENGUIN ...... AS I AM DRUNKEN AS ALWAYS (???) ..... I WILL PLAY GAMES NOW ..... ANOTHER BEER PLEASE ...... TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY ! GREETINGS TO ALL OUR FRIENDS ! FUCK THE SIXTEEN BIT LAMERS !