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ANIMAL MINE PRESENTS GREAT STUFF COMPIL 40 ! IF YOU WILL PRESS A OR I YOU WON'T COME BACK TO THIS INTRO ! YO, PENGUIN IS ON THE KEYS AND I AM NOT THAT PENGUIN OF PURE ENERGY TO DESTROY ALL RUMOURS ....... READ MORE ON PURE ENERGY MENU 25 (WAS IT 25 ? OR 24 ? OR 26 ? SHIT, I AM TOO LAZY TO LOAD THEM AGAIN !) ! I WANT TO SEND A BIG HI TO ALL DUDES WHO WERE ON THE TELEPHONE CONFERENCES LATELY ............... IT'S REALLY COOL TO SPEAK WITH ALL OF YOU OUT THERE IN FRANCE, SWEDEN, ENGLAND, NETHERLANDS, U.S.A., GERMANY AND BELGIUM .......... MEGA HI TO ZX ....... THE BIG PHREAKER ! OH YEAH ... THE CREDITS FOR THIS LOVELY COMPIL ARE : CODING BY PENGUIN AND M.C. ........ WE DID THIS SHIT CIRCLE EFFECT ON THE DAY BEFORE THE ATARI FAIR ......... IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN LOGO BY SHADOWMASTER FONT BY ST KNIGHTS MUSAX FROM UTOPIA (TAKEN FROM AVENGERS MUSIC LIB 1.0) OK, I WILL GIVE THE KEYS OVER TO DOMM NOW ............. WHO HAS ASKED U 2 LOOK AT DIZ MONITOR , EH ? GO AHAED , JUNK , MAKE MY DAY ! THE ANIMALS R BACK 2 TAKE YOUR MACHINE OVER ... DOMM TYPIN ... ( WHO'S CRYING ??? AND WHY , EH ??? ) ... ONCE UPON A TIME , THERE WOZ A ... ERR ... THERE WOZ A .... ERR , A ... AHRG , SHIT , IT'S NOT EASY 2 TELL A STORY WHEN U FORGOT IT ... HAVE U NOTICED THAT U CAN CONTROL ... BAAH , NOT THE SAME BAD JOKE AGAIN ... BOY , I SHOULD GET THIS SCROLLTEXT STARTED SOMEHOW .... BUT THIS DAMNED SCROLLER REFUSES 2 WORK ... WILL I MANAGE 2 START IT ???? OR WON'T I ??? ALL DIES , LIEBE ZUSCHAUER , WERDEN SIE NACH DER WERBUNG ERFAHREN --- LANGEWEILE ??? STRESS ??? DER COMPUTER BRINGT IHNEN KEINE ECHTE FREUDE MEHR ??? WAS IHNEN FEHLT , SIND ( TUSCH ) ANIMAL MINE'S GREAT STUFF COMPILS !!! ( LANGSAM AUSBLENDEN , DIE ERSTEN TOMATEN ZERKLATSCHEN AM BILDSCHIRM, LAUTE BUHRUFE ...) ---- ERR , BUT NOW , LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S CONTINUE WITH OUR LITTLE STORY ... ( ERR , JUST A MOMENT, MY TASTATURPROCESSOR , THIS OLD WICHSDING , DOESN'T WORK PROPERLY WITH THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT OF A MODULPLAYER ...). SO I GIVE THE KEYS OVER 2 OUR WETTERTARZAN --- MESSAGE FROM OUR WETTERTARZAN --- DIE AKTUELLE WETTERLAGE IM SENDEGEBIET : WAEHREND ES NACHTS IN GANZ DEUTSCHLAND ZU DUNKELHEIT KOMMEN KANN , BESTEHT BESONDERS IM NORDEN BEI REGEN AKUTE NAESSE-GEFAHR . UND DIE WEITEREN AUSSICHTEN FUER DONNERSTAG UND FREITAG : UEBERWIEGEND HEITER UND KOMISCH MIT ZEITWEISEM REGEN , DER UEBERWIEGEND VON OBEN KOMMT ---- DAS WAR'S VOM WETTERTARZAN , THANK U , WETTERTARZAN ( 2 MAKE IT CLEAR - THE IDEA OF WETTERTARZAN IS A PRODUCT OF THE TOTALLY BRAIN-DAMAGED MASTER OF KAOTICK SCROLLTEXTS - DR. MABUSE OF D.O.C. (AMIGA) ... A HI 2 HIM AT THIS PLACE ( EVEN IF I DON'T NOW YOU ...)). WOT DO WE NEED 2 MAKE OUR WORLD COME ALIVE ? WOT DOES IT TAKE TAKE 2 MAKE US SING ? WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR THE NEXT ONE 2 ARRIVE ... ONE MILLION POINTS OF LIGHT , ONE BILLION DOLLAR VISION THING ... ERR , NOW , I'M NOT HIGH DIZ TIME , JUST LISTENING 2 THE SISTERS OF MERCY ( U HAD THE HONOUR 2 MAKE THE EXPIRIENCE MOST SCROLLTEXT-READERS MAKE .... 2 GET BORED WITH THE MUZIX THE WRITER IS LISTENING WHILE TYPING ... ). WIR UNTERBRECHEN DEN SCROLLTEXT FUER EINE WICHTIGE NACHRICHT DER BILDSCHIRM-INDUSTRIE : FALLS SIE BEI BETRIEB IHRES FARBMONITORS EINEN HOCHFREQUENZTON HOEREN , LIEGT DAS AN EINEM TECHNISCHEN DEFEKT, DEN AUCH EIN LAIE LEICHT BEHEBEN KANN : OEFFNEN SIE IHREN MONITOR WAEHREND DES BETRIEBS ( AM BESTEN MIT EINEM SCHRAUBENZIEHER , ABER AUCH SAEGEN, AEXTE ODER SCHWEISSBRENNER KOENNEN HIERFUER EINGESETZT WERDEN ), ENTFERNEN SIE DIE ISOLIERUNG EINIGER KABEL IHRER WAHL UND VERBINDEN SIE DIESE . SOBALD SIE EINEN BESONDERS GROSSEN FUNKEN SEHEN ODER EINEN DUMPFEN KNALL HOEREN , KOENNEN SIE IHREN GERAEUSCHARMEN MONITOR STOLZ IHREN FREUNDEN VORFUEHREN ..... YO , MAN , GET THE FEELING ... THIS BEAT IS HOT ... GET INTO THE GROOVE ( EY, WHICH SHITFACE OF AN INSANE RAPPER WOZ AT MY COMPI WHEN I WOZ AT SCHOOL ? ) BUT NOW FOR A R E A L ADVERTISEMENT ... I WANNA INTRODUCE YA A NEW, PROMISING BAND IN WHICH I WOZ DRUMMER AT A CONCERT ( IT WOZ THE FIRST TIME I WOZ SITTING BEHIND THE DRUMS - AND THIS IS THE TRUETH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUETH !!!). THE CONCERT WOZ AT THE LAST DAY B 4 HOLIDAYS AT OUR SCHOOL AND THE BAND IS CALLED 'OI-METAL- BAND' ... ( MESSAGE 2 ALL GAYZ WHO KNOWS WOT 'OI-METAL' IS : PURE VERARSCHUNG, DER NAME ... WIR SIND KEINE RECHTEN !!! ) THE MUSIX ( I SHOULDN'T CALL IT MUSIKK ... ) WE PRODUCED IS 'SHITCORE AND FAEKAL-METAL' ... THE SONGS WE PLAYED WERE CALLED 'OI' , 'BULLETTEN-BLUES' , 'HOOL-RAP' , 'SO SCHOEN WAR DIE ZEIT' , 'BIER AUS DOSEN' AND SOME OTHER I CAN'T REMEMBER ... SOME SONGS 'OI-METAL-BAND' PLANNED FOR THE FUTURE R 'PISSEXZESSE' , 'EIN AFFE IN DER WUESTE' ( EIN GRUSS VON DIESER STELLE AN CARSTEN JANDECK , DEN GROESSTEN SPACKEN IN GANZ OSNABRUECK ) AND OTHER BRAINLESS SHIT ....... U CAN ORDER A LIFE-RECORDED TAPE OF THE MOST STUNNING CONCERT FOR ONLY 6 DM ... MY ADRESS IS GIVEN ON THE BACKSIDE OF THIS SCROLLER ... TURN AROUND 2 READ IT .... BY THE WAY, R U ONE OF THE LUCKY OWNERS OF AN ULTIMATE RIPPER ? THEN YOU SHOULD ENTER THE MEMORY RIPPER , JUMP 2 ADRESS 0 AND SEARCH 4 THE TEXT 'LAMER' ... AT THE ADRESS D1EA U WILL FIND THE NAME 4 PEOPLE LIKE U R !!! .... IN A LONG BLACK CAR .... WITH THE PRETTIEST SHIT .... FROM PANAMA .... WHEN THE SIRENS WAIL ..... AND THE LIGHT FLIGHT FLASHS BLUE ....... MY VISION THING COME ..... SLAMMING THROUGH ! ..... ( MUSIC SEEMS 2 REPEAT , EHH ?) TALKIN 'BOUT MUZICKX .... EVER NOTICED THAT I ( 4 THE POOR ONES WHO DO NOT KNOW - I AM SUPPOSED 2 B THE MUZAK-MAN OF THIS INFAMOUS , WORLD-WIDE KNOWN CREW OF INCREDIBLE BEINGS ) THAT I NEVER PRODUCED CHIPTUNES ... I TELL YA WHY .... PENGUIN TELLS ME EVERY FUCKIN DAY 2 PRODUCE ONE OF THESE UGLY - 3 - VOICES - ONLY - BEEPLEEP - DESTROY - MY - NERVES - TUNES .... BUT I CANNOT DO SO COZ I HAVE 2 WRITE THESE UGLY- 5 - POINT - 9 - KILOBYTES - LONG - BLINKBLANK - DESTROY - MY- NERVES - SCROLLY - THINGYS ... FROM WHERE SHOULD I TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE THE BLIPBLOP-SHIT-CHIP TUNES , EHH ??? SO , AFTER I X-PLAINED U DIS IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING (?) .....( WELCHES ARSCHLOCH HAT DA EIN FRAGEZEICHEN HINGESETZT , HE ??? ) .... NOW , I'VE LOST THE FADEN .... AHHH ! AFTER XPLAINING U DIS IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING (!) ( THAT'S WOT I WANNA C ! ) FACT (ACTUALLY , I'VE JUST FORGOTTEN WOT FACT I M TALKING OF ....) , DIZ SCROLLER HAS 2 FIND ITS END ... I'LL SHOW IT 2 HIM NOW .... KICK IT ! ...... BAAAAANG ! GREETINGS TO ALL FRIENDS ! WRAP .........