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HERE I AM AT QUARTER TO 3 IN THE MORNING PUTTING THE ENDING TOUCHES TO THIS MENU, BUT BEFORE GOING ANY FURTHER INTO BULLSHIT, I WILL RECITE THE CREDITS- CODE BY ARAGORN DISK ORGANAZATION BY PIPPIN AND AMBLIN FONTS BY CHAINSAW WHO ALSO CREATED THE DISNEY WORLD DISQUE FOUR PICTURE AND THE BIRDIE PICTURE. THE MUSIC IS BY MAD MAX AS IN DISK 1 AND 3 BUT THE CREDS WERE LEFT OUT (BUT I DON'T THINK MAXIE BOY REALLY CARES, DO YOU? IT IS QUITE COMFORTABLE TO KNOW THAT STEBBI, (OR WHATEVER HIS GOD DAMN NAME IS), IS GOING TO SELL HIS COMPUTER, YEAH!!. THIS MENU WAS SUPOSED TO BE A RASGON CODE, WITH A MODULE FROM AMBLIN. BUT BECAUSE THE DISK SOMEHOW GREW LEGS AND RAN OFF TO WHO:KNOWS:WHERE, WE HAD NO OTHER CHOISE THEN TO USE THIS CODE FROM ARAGORN. WE THINK WE'LL JUST CALL THEM DISQUES FROM NOW ON, THAT WAY WE CAN PUT WHATEVER WE DESIRE ON THE DISK!!! THIS DISK WILL BE RELEASED TOMOROW, 27.05.92 WE STILL HAVEN'T GOT A PROGRAMMER, BUT WE INTEND ON ASKING FOR CODERS UNTIL WE FINALLY GET ONE OR TWO, ALSO WE WOULDN'T MIND HAVING SOME PICTURES SENT TO US, AND MORE CONTACTS IF YOU ARE INTRESTED, SO WRITE TO PIPPIN WHOSE ADRESS IS IN TESKDOP. I HAVE NO INTENTIONS ON WRITING ANY LONG SCROLLERS NOW, MAINLY BECAUSE IT'S HALF PAST THREE IN THE MORNING SO I WILL LET MY SELF DRIFT DOWN TO SLUMBER LAND AND MABY IN THE MORNING PIPPIN WILL WRITE SOME MORE BULLCRAP, AND IF YOUR LUCKY AMBLIN WILL SCRIBBLE SOMETHING TOO. SO GOOD NIGHT AND SLEEP UPRIGHT. AND THEN THE SUN AROSE... RIGHT NOW IS THE KEYBOARD BEING MASASGED BY PIPPIN, WHOM YOU'RE ALL SO FOND OF! I'M RIGHT NOW WONDERING HOW RASGONS CODE FLEW OUT OF MY POCKET? IT MAKES NO SENCE WHAT SO EVER! I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR IT EVERYWERE, BUT STILL, NO SIGN OF IT. GUESS RASGON WILL JUST HAVE TO SEND ME ANOTHER ONE... DID SOME OF YOU KNOW, THAT AMBLIN AND HIS BROTHER HAVE A VERY LOVING AND CARING RELATIONSHIP? FOR INSTANCE, WHEN AMBLIN WALKS IN A ROOM, HIS BROTHER SHOUTS- 'SHUT THE FUKING DOOR!', AMBLIN REPLIES- 'FUCK YOU, TOADBREATH'. AND SO FORTH, IT MUST BE THE ANGELS THAT HAVE BLESSED THEM WITH SUCH GOOD UNDERSTANDING TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER. SHIT! I THINK I KILLED AMBLINS STE. THERE I WAS, INECENTALLY PLAYING WWF. I HAD JUST FLIPPED SEARGENT SLAUGHTER OVER AND WAS KNOCKING HIS BRAINS OUT, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE JUMPS AND GRABS ME WITH HIS DEADLY COBRACLUTCH. AND AS I SAW MY HULKSTER THERE, TORMENTED BY THE CLUTCH, I STOOD UP IN ANGER AND LET IT ALL FALL WITH A MIGHTY STROKE ON AMBLINS DESK. (A ACTION I'VE REGRETTED EVER SINCE!!!) SUDDENLY THE MONITOR TURNED BALCK, THERE WAS NO BUZZ FROM THE DISKDRIVE, AND POOR ME JUST SAT THERE WITH A STUPID LOOK ON MY FACE! SHIT! I STARTED TO TURN THE COMPUTER ON AND OFF, THE MONITOR ON AND OFF, DISK IN AND OUT (THIS IS BEGINNING TO SOUND LIKE AN ADVERT) BUT NOTHING WORKED!. THE CABELS! THOUGHT I TO MYSELF, THEN I TRIED EVERY GOD DAMN CABEL IN HIS ROOM (THERE ARE ABOUT 200 CABLES UNDER HIS DESK ALONE!)... DAMN DAMN DAMN! SHIT SHIT SHIT! FUCK FUCK (I THINK YOU GET MY POINT) THEN AMBLIN WALKED IN THE ROOM AND TO MAKE A VERY LONG (AND UGLY IN THE END BITS) STORY 'SHORTER' ('COS IT'S ALREADY PASSED BEING SHORT), WHERE WAS I... OH! YEAH, AMBLIN, INSIDE THE ROOM. (NOW COMES THE SHORT VERSION) ME BREAK COMPUTER, AMBLIN ANGRY, ME LOOSE MONEY, ME BE BROKE... GREETING IN A PARTICILOUR ORDER TO :R.I.P.: ESP. TITANIC TARZAN, PHYGORAX AND XYTAR, HEY PHYGORAX! THANKS FOR LOANING ME YOUR DISKS, THEY'LL BE BACK!!! THE :ADMIRABLES: ESP. NIRVANA (HOW ABOUT WRITING TO ME INSTEAD OF T.T.? I HAVEN'T GOT YOUR ADRESS, AND I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE, SO I CAN'T WRITE TO YOU...) :STRANGER: (HI FREDDY! PLEASE STOP ALL DISTRIBUTION ON THE FIRST RELEAS OF DISQUE 3, SEEING AS YOU WERE THE FIRST AND ONLY ONE TO RECEAVIE IT, IT KINDA PUTS YOU IN A SPOT, BUT YOUR ONE OF THE FEW WHO GETS TO READ IT!). :RASGON: (SORRY OL'BOY, YOU CAN'T CALL ME FOR A WHILE, MY PHONEBILL HAD FOUR 0 IN IT, SO THE PHONE IS CLOSED!) :NETRUNNER: (PLEASE LEND ME MORE J.R.R.TOLKIEN BOOKS, I'LL PAY YOU FOR THE OTHER ONE!)... GREETINGS OVER, AND I'VE GOT TO WRITE TO A STRANGE ADMIREABLE PENGUIN PUDDING SO GOOOOD BYE BYE! SEE YA LATER ALLIGATER