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HELLO AND WELCOME TO ST-MUSIC DISK 4 BROUGHT TO YOU BY ELF OF NAPALM SOLDIERS... AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, WE NOW HAVE A NEW INTRO SO LET'S GIVE THE CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO... ALL CODING AND GRAFIX BY ELF OF TNS MUSIC TAKEN FROM MEDWAY BOYS MENU 99B THAT'S ALL ABOUT THE CREDITS, NOW I WILL TELL YOU WHAT KEYS TO PRESS... ASSUMING THAT YOU OWN A NORMAL ST AND WANT TO ENJOY THOSE WONDERFUL MODULES THAT CAN BE FOUND ON THIS DISK YOU SHOULD PRESS F1 IN ORDER TO LOAD EMPIRE NOISETRACKER V1.5... OR IF YOU OWN AN STE AND STILL WANT TO ENJOY THE MODULES THEN WHY NOT PRESS F2 TO LOAD ESION XLI TRACKER'S STE VERSION (I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT PLAYS THE MODULES WITH BETTER OR WORSE SOUND-QUALITY THAN THE EMPIRE TRACKER AND PLEASE DO NOTICE THAT THE ESION TRACKER IS A PRERELEASE VERSION)... IF YOU WANT TO TOGGLE 50/60 HZ THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT KEY TO PRESS... IF YOU ARE FED UP WITH THIS INTRO THEN YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES... YOU CAN EITHER PRESS SPACE TO EXIT TO DESKTOP OR RESETBUTTON TO RESET (SURPRISING, ISN'T IT)... WELL, I HAVE WRITTEN THIS MUCH CRAP ALREADY AND I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU ANYTHING ABOUT THE MODULES... 020.MOD IS COMPOSED BY WALKMAN AND RIPPED BY ME, 021.MOD-025.MOD ARE COMPOSED BY DR.AWESOME AND RIPPED BY HAWK, 026.MOD IS COMPOSED BY UNCLE TOM AND ISN'T RIPPED BY ANY TNS MEMBER BUT TAKEN FROM PC BY ME (I THINK THIS IS GETTING QUITE COMPLEX WHEN NEARLY ALL MACHINES HAVE SOUND-,NOISE- OR SCREAMTRACKERS) AND 027.MOD IS TOTALLY UNKNOWN MODULE AT THIS MOMENT AS IT'S ONLY A DISK-FILLER (DISK-KILLER??) AND IT WILL BE SELECTED WHEN I KNOW HOW MUCH DISK SPACE IS LEFT AFTER THIS INTRO... WELL NOW I'LL GIVE YOU OUR CONTACT ADDRESS, SO ALL OF YOU WHO AREN'T SWAPPING WITH US ALREADY CAN CONTACT US AND SEE THEIR NAME IN OUR GREETINGS, WHICH WILL COME RIGHT AFTER THE CONTACT ADDRESS... AND AFTER GREETS THERE WILL BE TEXT ABOUT LIFE, UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING... BUT NOW THE CONTACT ADDRESS... TNS PL60 45701 KSNK FINLAND ...I REPEAT... TNS PL60 45701 KSNK FINLAND AND NOW THE BORING PART... NAPALM SOLDIERS GREET FOLLOWING GROUPS AND INDIVIDUALS (IN NO SPECIAL ORDER)... THE LOST BOYS, OVERLANDERS, SEWER SOFTWARE AND THE REST OF THE CORPORATION, ST-CONNEXION, FLEXIBLE FRONT, ELF BRIGADE (HAS THE POST FUCKED UP OR WHY HAVEN'T WE HEARD FROM YOU), THE AVENGERS, THE OTHER PD LIBRARY, THE INFINITY, EGB OF SUB HUMANS IN TURKEY AND THE REST OF AUTOMATION, THE TERMINATORS (VERY SPECIAL HI FROM ME AND HAWK TO ALL OF YOU GUYS, ESPECIALLY CHRIS, ALTHOUGH I'M STILL MISSING SOMETHING), NOSTROMO, WIGYLVAN, CHAOS, THE INCODERS, TESLA UNIT, NIKLAS S., THE EMPEROR (F.C.B), AGGRESSION (HI JACKDAW AND THE REST OF THE GROUP), JV, SIR ARTHUR OF NIKKI CORRUPTIONS (AN AMIGA GUY WHO DOES GRAFIX FOR US. AND I HAVEN'T CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT NIKKI CORROSIONS), THE REACTION, ANIMI DUX, MERLIN, THE BUSHWACKERS, THE REPLICANTS, GURU MEDITATION, MAD'VISION (KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, GUYS), ANARCHY, N.A.S.A., THE BLACK CATS, WIREHEAD, ACF, THE DEMO CLUB (ENGLAND), THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, THE FINNISH ST-CLUB, EMPIRE (SPECIAL HELLO AND 'THANKYOUVERYMUCH' TO DR.SATAN FOR DOING THE BEST SOUNDTRACKER ON ST), INVIZIBLES, FUTUR MINDS, IENX (THANKS FOR THE AUTOMATION MENUS), TLT (THANKS FOR THE INVITATION TO THE CONVENTION, BUT I WASN'T ABLE TO COME AND HAWK DIDN'T WANT TO GO ALONE), LUCKY CREW, BAD BOYS BELGIUM, TSC (TERVE SAMI. VOI OLLA ETT# N#HD##N TEID#N PARTYILLA.) AND STONACTION (I HAVE BEEN TOO BUSY TO WRITE YOU, BUT AS I HAVE SEEN YOUR GRAFIXDISK I KNOW YOU ARE A GROUP WORTH GREETING, ALTHOUGH THE CODE IN THE GRAFIX DISK WAS CR.. EH.. NOT SO BRILLIANT)... THAT WAS ALL ABOUT THE OFFICIAL GREETINGS (YEAH, I KNOW THAT SOMEBODY MUST HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN BUT WHOEVER IT IS THIS TIME PLEASE NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOTALLY UP-TO-DATE AND COMPLETE GREETINGSLIST)...NOW SOME UNOFFICIAL GREETS TO MIIKA'S AND MY FRIENDS... MR.HEZU (I STILL HAVEN'T MET YOU AND SO I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO MAKE UP MY MIND WHETHER YOU ARE A GOOD HUMAN BEING OR NOT), JUSKA THE RIOT (WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT YOU EXCEPT THAT I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU HERE AGAIN SOME TIME AND PLEASE BRING YOUR NEW COMICS WITH YOU IF YOU HAVE DONE ANY NEW COMICS), VILBO (ILPO? YOU ARE OK, ALTHOUGH YOU TALKED WEIRD THINGS ABOUT CHAOS STRIKES BACK), S.OINONEN (A GUY WORTH GREETING MORE THAN ONCE), SOINONEN, SOIRO, S.OIRO, SOI NOIN, SOINOINEN, SOIROKAS (JOO, EIK%H#N TUO NYT JO RIIT#), BEYOND FORCE (JOS KERRAN MIIKAN KAIFFAREITA GREETATAAN NIIN MIKSEI TEIT#...VERY BIG THANKS TO LEVIATHAN FOR SUPPLYING ME WITH ALL THOSE WONDERFUL FILMS... ALSO SPECIAL GREETS TO MAX, SAM, AXEMAN, HAZOR AND SAGE... REST OF THE GROUP JUST HAVE TO MANAGE WITH ORDINARY GREETS), SAMULI THE SPACEMAN (THE GUY FROM WHOM I GOT THE POSEIDON MODULE) AND ZADOS (YEAH, I WILL MAKE YOU AN INTRO ON 64...BET YOU WANT SOME RUSSIAN MUSIC IN IT)... NOW I THINK I'M FREE TO WRITE WHATEVER I WANT TO WRITE... MAYBE I'D BETTER TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS INTRO. THIS INTRO IS NOT EVEN MEANT TO BE A TECHNICALLY IMPRESSIVE INTRO, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTRO WHICH ISN'T TOO LARGE IN SIZE AND IS NICE TO LOOK AT (AND I THINK I HAVE SUCCEEDED QUITE WELL)... THIS INTRO WAS CODED DURING THE PERIOD BETWEEN 11TH AND 14TH MARCH 1991... THAT'S QUITE A LONG TIME TO CODE AN INTRO LIKE THIS BUT THAT'S MAINLY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN HAVING MY FINAL EXAMS THIS WEEK AND I HAVEN'T CODED MORE THAN AN HOUR A DAY (JUST TALKED TO HAWK ON THE PHONE AND I WAS ORDERED TO TORTURE YOU WITH SOME 'GENERAL BULLSHIT')... AND MOST OF THE TIME I'VE SPENT CODING WAS JUST WRITING NEW SCROLLTEXTS AND EDITING THE RASTERCOLORS OR LISTENING TO DIFFERENT MUSICS... AND QUITE A LOT OF TIME WAS SPENT ON LOADING THE DEVPAC 2 AFTER THE MACHINE HAD CRASHED... WELL, ENOUGH CRAP ABOUT THIS INTRO, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING... ABOUT THE FORTHCOMING ST-MUZAX DISKS... I WILL RELEASE ST-MUZAX DISK 5, WHICH WILL PROBABLY INCLUDE PACKED MODULES, SO I AND EVERYBODY WHO COLLECTS THESE DISKS CAN SAVE DISKS... BUT I WON'T DO THE SAME MISTAKE AS NOW 5 DID WITH THEIR MUSIC DISK, THEY HAD PACKED MODULES ON IT, BUT THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE THE PACKER THAT THE MODULES WERE PACKED WITH... AND AS YOU ALL KNOW, LISTENING TO MODULES WITH EMPIRE'S V1.2 PLAYER ISN'T SO COOL ANY LONGER, WHEN WE NOW HAVE V1.5 PLAYERS...OF COURSE IT'S FINE THAT THE MODULES WERE PACKED, BUT CONSIDER THIS... IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO USE THE MODULES FOR SOMETHING ELSE THAN JUST LISTENING TO THEM...IF THIS SOMEBODY IS A CODER, THEN IT'S NO BIG DEAL, IT'S QUITE EASY TO DEPACK THE FILES WHEN YOU FIND OUT THE PACKER THAT THE MODULES WERE PACKED WITH... BUT WHAT IF THIS SOMEBODY WASN'T A CODER, WHAT IF HE WAS A MUSICIAN, WHO JUST WANTED TO TAKE SOME SAMPLES FROM THOSE SONGS... I THINK THE MUSICIAN JUST HAD TO DO WITHOUT THOSE SAMPLES, MOST MUSICIANS DON'T KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT CODING (OF COURSE THERE'S SOME EXCEPTIONS TO THIS (AN) COOL RULE)... FOR EXAMPLE, OUR MUSICIAN, WHOSE NAME I DON'T REMEMBER, TRIED TO START CODING (I THINK HE STILL IS) AND I THOUGHT HE MAY BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING AS HE KNEW QUITE WELL WHAT THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE FOR... OK, THEN I DECIDED TO HELP HIM TO GET STARTED... BUT THEN, HIS FIRST QUESTION ABOUT CODING WAS...'WHY DO YOU TRANSFER THOSE NUMBERS FROM ONE ADDRESS TO ANOTHER ONE??' AFTER THAT QUESTION I GAVE UP TEACHING HIM ANYTHING... AND ALMOST FORGOT TO MENTION THAT NO OFFENSE WAS MEANT WITH THE THINGS I SAID ABOUT YOUR MUSIC DISK, NOW 5... TAKE IT AS AN ADVICE FROM FELLOW CODER (YET ANOTHER ADVICE... PLEASE DON'T USE 11 SECTORED DISKS AS THEY AREN'T SO PRACTICAL... USE MORE TRACKS, NOT SECTORS... PERSONALLY I DON'T USUALLY TAKE ANYTHING THAT IS ON 11 SECTOR DISK...) AND NOW BACK TO THE FORTHCOMING ST-MUZAX DISKS... THEY WILL PROBABLY HAVE SOME INTROS,DEMOS ETC. ON THEM IN THE FUTURE, SO THEY WILL BE SOMETHING BETWEEN MUSIC DISKS AND INTRO COMPILATIONS... AND NOW AS I HAVE BORED YOU WITH GENERAL BULLSHIT, HERE COMES SOME PERSONAL BULLSHIT WHICH IS DEDICATED TO THAT (FRENCH?) FREAK TO WHOM HAWK COPIED THE SORE THROAT ALBUM... SURPRISE,SURPRISE!!! AS I DIDN'T HAVE THE NAMES OF THOSE SONGS WITH ME WHEN HAWK COPIED THE TAPE TO YOU, HERE THEY COME (GET A PEN AND A PIECE OF PAPER) OK, LET'S START... SORE THROAT : DISGRACE TO THE CORPSE OF SID (SIDE A) 1.DISGRACE TO THE CORPSE OF SID, 2.SLAM OF BUTTOCKS, 3.BRASSO DRINKERS (HELL RAISERS), 4.LET'S GO BEACH START A RIOT, 5.SID BE SWINDLE, 6.RAISE GHOST MCCLAREN, 7.FUCK ALL BUT ME, 8.POWER OF NUCLEAR KILL BRAIN, 9.SPEECHLESS FUCKING DUMB, 10.LET'S GO PUB DRINK BEER, 11.CRAZY BLOOD WHIRLWIND, 12.MOSH IS TRASH, 13.HEAD SPIN (NO CARE), 14.DON'T GIVE XXX, 15.HOLOCAUST HEAVY, 16.SYSTEM SABOTAGE CHAOS, 17.O.L.D. D.I.E., 18.ROLF HARRIS H.C., 19.LET'S GO GAS BOARD PUNCH OFFICIAL, 20.HORRENDIFY AND KILL, 21.STAND NO STENCH, 22.ROTTING VEGITATION OF EDEN, 23.T.T.Y.B., 24.BENEATH SKIN ALL THE SAME, 25.DEAD SUFFOCATION LIFE, 26.FROM OFF-LICENSE TO OBLITERATION, 27.CYCO WILL RESOLUTE, 28.LET'S GO BUCKINGHAM KILL QUEEN, 29.DOWNFALL SOCIETY, 30.NO INFECCY (OF JECCY), 31.ANAL INTELLIGENCE APARTHEID, 32.KNEES TO LAW (DOWN), 33.DISEASED THINKING BRING DOOM, 34.SPLEURK!, 35.ANARCHY, PUNK AND CHAOS, 36.FALLOVER NOT CROSSOVER, 37.VILONT BLOODY WAR KILL ALL, 38.FAILURE OF LIVER, 39.DO YOU REMEMBER?, 40.FUCK STATE BEFORE END, 41.WASTING HEADS WITH WORDS, 42.TRASH WORLD, 43.KAMIKAZE SYSTEM HATRED, 44.'77' NOT '666', 45.LET'S GO STOK MARKET DISEMBOWL YUPPIE, 46.COURAGE OF PEACE, 47.PEOPLE ARE ATOMIC POLLUTANTS, 48.DRINK ALE BELONG TO YOU, 49.ERIC PICKLES (IS ANTICHRIST), 50.ACTIVATE US ANGER, 51.ROAR OF SILENCE, 52.N.M.F.W., 53.EYE OF BEHOLDER (SEE NOT ALL), 54.SING A SONG 'O' SID, 55.NO MORE HURT OF LIFE, 56.POISON IDEA (NO HANDLE BEER), 57.NOT NICE, 58.PESTILENCE OF DECAY, 59.VOMIT ON RULES BELONG TO THEM, 60.LEURF (FOR SCOTTY), 61.KING OF TRASH BE DEAD, 62.P.M.R.C. ALL PERVERTS, 63.LET'S GO CRAZY LYNCH DWARF, 64.LIFE DESTRUCTION END FUN, 65.SKINHEAD/DEADHEAD/DROP DEAD, 66.STENCH MASS GENOCIDE, 67.LAUGHTER STOP WITH AGRESS, 68.PEACE WISH..., 69.SOY NOICE SERENADE, 70.C.Y.D.I., 71.CAPITALIST VOMIT, 72.EXECUTION OF INTELLIGENCE, 73.FILO-FUCKED FOOLS, 74.SKATE EDGE NAZIS, 75.LET'S GO BRIGHTON BOMB TORYS, 76.SWITCH OFF REALITY, 77.FEAR OF PHOBIA, 78.CRUSH NAZI FACE WELL, 79.AARRRGGGGHHHHHH, 80.ATTITUDE SHIT (MOSH PIT), 81.FUCKING SILENT FOR LONG, 82.SYSTEM OF AGONY CREATION, 83.DISTORTION OF REASON, 84.AT WAR WITH COPS STORY, 85.ECHO PAIN SCREAM, 86.LET'S GO BRUM TRASH DAZ'S CAR, 87.MARY WHITEHOUSE RAVING MAD, 88.ALCOHOLOCAUST, 89.IN GRAPPLE THERE IS NO LAW, 90.NOT LEAVING US SOON? (SIDE B) 1.DIFFERENT SIDES... OF SAME COIN, 2.FAMINE, 3.PRIDE, 4.CHAPELS OF GHOULS, 5.DESIRE (PENISIDE), 6.TRUTH, 7.THE ENEMY WITHIN, 8.PRISONER, 9.LIVING HELL, 10.THE BALLAD OF 'MAD' MICKY, 11.HSARHT DRAWKCAB ...OK, THAT WAS ALL ABOUT THAT SUBJECT... NOW I THINK I'LL WRAP... SEE YOU SOON ON ST-MUZAX DISK 5... ELF OF NAPALM SOLDIERS 180391... WRAP...