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THE INCARNATION OF ULTIMATE LAZINESS, ELF OF THE NAPALM SOLDIERS OF ARMADA PRESENTS RELEASED ON 19TH OF AUGUST 1992. ST MUZAX DISK 11 -MIXER SPECIAL 2 -INTRO CODE+FONTS..... ELF (TNS) -INTRO LOGO........... CARNERA (NPG) -INTRO MUSIC.......... TAO (ACF) -PROTRACKER REPLAY.... GRIFF (E.I.) -MODULES.............. MIXER (ELYSION) -THE CREDITS- -THE CREDITS- 068-RUSSIAN WITH LOVE ? 069-PLAY WALZ 070-DANCE TO THE DAWN 071-SYMPHONY 072-HUMMAAMAAN 073-SNOWFLAKE FALLING ALL MODULES BY MIXER OF ELYSION! THE MODULES! SO, HERE I SIT BY MY COMPUTER AND TRY TO WRITE SOME TEXT FOR YOUR PLEASURE... LET ME FIRST TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS INTRO. THIS IS ORIGINALLY A TEXT DISPLAYER CODED FOR TWO LOCAL BARS AND I DECIDED TO USE IT AS AN INTRO BECAUSE I HAD NEITHER TIME NOR INTEREST TO CODE A NEW INTRO FOR THESE TWO DISKS... SO THE REASON WHY THIS LOOKS AS SHITTY AS THIS DOES, IS THAT THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THE BARS WANTED THIS TO LOOK LIKE THIS NOW I'D LIKE TO THANK THREE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR THESE DISKS TO BE WHAT THEY ARE... MIXER OF ELYSION FOR FANTABULOUS MODULES XEST OF ELYSION FOR HANDING THE MODULES OVER TO HAWK CARNERA OF NEW POWER GENERATION FOR THE TOTALLY AWESOME LOGO, WHICH SAVES THIS INTRO FROM BEING A COMPLETE DISASTER AND NOW THAT THE THANKS HAVE BEEN GIVEN I'D LIKE TO OFFER AN APOLOGY TO ALL THE GUYS WHO DON'T GET GREETS ALTHOUGH THEY SHOULD. THIS IS CAUSED BY MY AND HAWK'S MUTUAL LAZINESS. WE HAVEN'T UPDATED THE GREETINGSLIST FOR GOD KNOWS HOW MANY MONTHS. OK, IT IS MAINLY MY FAULT COZ WHEN HAWK HAS SUGGESTED THAT WE SHOULD UPDATE THE LIST, I HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO SAY THAT IT CAN BE UPDATED LATER. ENOUGH SERIOUS STUFF, NOW I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU A TRUE STORY ABOUT A BICYCLE, A DELIVERY VAN AND TWO GUYS... THIS HAPPENED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT WHEN I AND TWO FRIENDS OF MINE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME AT THE LOCAL PUB. AFTER A FEW WHISKIES AT THE PUB MY BRAIN WAS ALMOST BURSTING OF THOSE WONDERFUL IDEAS THAT YOU USUALLY GET AFTER A FEW WHISKIES. THE PUB CLOSED AND WE DECIDED NOT TO GO HOME YET, BUT HANG AROUND INSTEAD... AS USUAL OUR HANGING AROUND INVOLVED QUITE A LOT CLIMBING ON ROOFS OF STORES (WELL, YOU SEE, I HAVE THIS THING ABOUT ROOFTOPS, I CAN'T RESIST THEIR CALL.) SO, WHILE WE WERE ON TOP OF ONE STORE I NOTICED A BICYCLE DOWN ON THE ROAD. 'GEE, WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF THE BIKE WAS HERE ON THE ROOF?'... OFF WE WENT TO GET THE BIKE. BUT THEN CAME A SUDDEN CHANGE TO OUR PLANS WHEN I NOTICED THE DELIVERY VAN OF THAT STORE. 'HELL, WHY SHOULD WE CARRY THE BIKE TO THE ROOF... WE CAN HAVE AT LEAST AS MUCH FUN BY PUTTING THE BIKE IN THE VAN!' SO WE GOT THE BIKE AND PUT IT IN THE VAN...MAYBE THIS DOESN'T SOUND VERY FUNNY, BUT IT WAS FUN ESPECIALLY WHEN WE HEADED AWAY FROM THE PLACE WHERE THE BIKE HAD BEEN AND SOME GUYS GOT THERE AND STARTEDTO WONDER WHERE THEIR BIKE WAS... AND I REALLY WOULD HAVE LIKED TO SEE THE FACE OF THE VAN DRIVER WHEN HE LOOKED AT THE BACK OF THE VAN IN THE MORNING... BUT THE STORY ISN'T OVER YET. AFTER THIS... INCIDENT WE CLIMBED TO THE ROOF OF ANOTHER STORE. THERE MY FRIEND FELT AN URGE TO URINATE. AND WHAT COULD BE MORE CONVENIENT PLACE TO PEE TO THAN THE VENTILATION SYSTEM OF THAT STORE. AFTER THIS WE DECIDED TO GO TO A VERY NICE PLACE. A TUNNEL THAT LINKS A CARDBOARD FACTORY TO A PAPER FACTORY. THE TUNNEL IS ABOUT ONE KILOMETER IN LENGTH AND A VERY HOT. AND WHEN CLIMBING OVER THE FENCE I MANAGED TO GET MY PANTS STUCK TO IT AND RRIIIIPPP, I HAD VERY WELL- VENTILATED PANTS. FROM THE TUNNEL WE WENT TO A FALLOUT SHELTER OF THOSE FACTORIES. GUESS WHAT WE FOUND THERE?? A DOOR WITH A TEXT SAYING 'DANGER, RADIATION'. THANK GOD ALL THE DOORS LEADING TO THAT ROOM WERE LOCKED, OTHER- WISE I MAY NOW BE GROWING A THIRD ARM OR OTHER COOL MUTATION. THAT'S ALL ABOUT THIS STORY. NOW SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT... THE GREETS ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF ARMADA... TEQUE, AGGRESSION AND UNIVERSAL CODERS ROYAL INSTANT PUDDING - ANIMAL MINE SUPERIOR - CONDEMNED - THE EMPEROR CHAOS - INVIZIBLES - IMAGINA - FUZION SPECIAL HELLOS TO NORMAL ONES TO U-TOS - CHRONICLE (HAVE I MET YOU SOME- PLACE? ANYWAY, PLEASED TO BE GREETED IN YOUR DEMO) - HIDDEN STRENGTH - NASA CYNIX - SYNERGY - ARMALYTE INC. - IENX ADMIRABLES - DELTA FORCE - STRANGER RESPECTABLES - FUTUR MINDS - ANARCHY ST-CONNEXION - SEWER SOFTWARE - NEXT DETONATORS - COBRA - AWESOME - L.ELDRUP ELECTRONIC IMAGES - HOTLINE - A.C.F NORMAL GREETS CONT'D PAUL DOWLEY - TSB AND THE REST OF ESC OVERLANDERS - TESLA UNIT - TERMINATORS THE SYNDICATE - BUSHWACKERS - N.P.G LOST BOYS - FLEXIBLE FRONT - MAD'VISION THE REPLICANTS - TLT - PHENIX - TBW AND EVERYONE I HAVE FORGOTTEN...