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THE DREAMTEAM IS BACK ! HI THERE AND WELCOME TO ANIMAL MINES GREAT STUFF COMPIL 54 !!! CREDITS GO TO : CODING BY ZAXX AND PENGUIN GREAT MUSAX, FONT AND LOGO WERE DONE BY RISK ! MANY THANX FOR THE WORK GUYS ! A MESSAGE FROM RISK TO MAD MAX : HEY HIPPEL, ARE YOU DEAD OR WHAT ??? IS THAT RIGHT DANNY ? THE DNT INTRO WORKS FROM DESKTOP, ONLY. SO, THE LOADING SYSTEM WILL BE REMOVED FROM MEMORY ...... LIKE IF YOU PRESS ESCAPE ! YOUR SCROLLER-MASTER FOR THIS G.S.C. IS DOMM ...... LET'S GO !!!! HOOOOOO GUYS ... WELCOME TO THIS AFTER-CHRISTMASS-SCROLLER ... ( CHRISTMESS- AFTER-SCROLLER ?!) ... THIS IS SANTA CLAUS OF ANIMAL MINE ON THE KEYS ... AND I TELL YOU : NO CHRISTMESS NEXT YEAR ! I RETIRED FROM BUSINESS AND JOINED ANIMAL MINE ... I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SUPPLY OF HOT PRESENTS ... BUT NOW LET ME HAND OVER THE KEYS TO DOMM .... 2 LAZY 4 U ... ...OUT OF A WORLD OF HEADACHES , MISSING SLEEP ,MENTAL ILLNESS AND TOTALLY LAZYNESS , THE GERMAN IMBECILLES STRIKE HARD ON YOUR MACHINE 2 BLAST YOUR GARBAGE CAN ... U GUESSED IT RIGHT , IT'S THE ANIMALS ONCE AGAIN ... BUT NOW, GET IT ON !!! 1 2 --- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 (BANG!) ... SOME BORING START , SAME BORING TUESDAY EVENING , SAME 'VISION THING' ALBUM ... IT'S TIME 4 CHAOTICK LINES , IT'Z TIME 2 LEAVE NOW , KIDS ! IT'S THE MAN WITH THE MUSIC , IT'S -DOMM- OF THE CANNIBALS ... LET ME GIVE YOU THE MOST IMPORTANT POINTS OF THE LAST SCROLLER : . .... .. . . .. ........ . .. . . THAT WERE THE REALLY IMPORTANT POINTS .... SO , GIRLZ'N BOYZ ( AIN'T I B NICE , EH ?! ), IT'Z BORING 4 ME AND U 2 TELL ALWAYS DA SAME JOKEZ, SO I THOUGHT OF A LITTLE STORY ... IT'LL B CONTINUED IN THE NEXT ZCROLLIES ... IT'S A STORY ABOUT THE MAN WITH THE POST , THE POST - MAN . IT WOZ IN THE YEAR OF 1975 ... THE FIRST WORLD WAR ENDED JUST BEFORE ... THE POST - MAN WOKE UP ONE MORNING , STOOD UP AND SAID 'OH SHIT !' . HIS WIFE CAME IN AND SAID ' DIDN'T I TELL YA NOT TO SAY 'OH SHIT' , YOU DIRTY BASTARD ?! ' THEN SHE TOOK OUT HER .38 AND SENT HIS BRAIN TO THE WALL BEHIND HIM .... ERR , WELL , I THINK I'LL GET SERIOUS TROUBLES IF I WANNA CONTINUE THE STORY 'BOUT THE MAN WITH THE POST ... FORGET IT KIDS ! STAY COOL ... AND ALWAYS REMEMBER : AGAINST ANIMAL TESTING !!! ( I DON'T WANNA END UP IN A FACTORY FOR COSMETICS !). YOU REAP WHAT YOU SAW ... TURN YOUR FACE TO THE GROUND ... HERE COME THE MARCHING MEN, YOUR COLOURS WRAPPED AROUND .... YES, I BOUGHT ANOTHER CD BY 'THE SISTERS OF MERCY' ( 'FLOODLAND' ) COOL STUFF ... U MUST BUY IT IF YOU LOVE MUSIC WITHOUT MELODY... GREAT MONOTONOUS SONGS ... KENNT IHR SCHON DEN : KOMMT EIN MANN ZUM ARZT UND SAGT: 'HERR DOKTOR, ICH WILL MICH KASTRIEREN LASSEN!' MEINT DER ARZT:' SIND SIE SICH DA WIRKLICH SICHER ?! SIE HABEN DOCH NOCH IHR GANZES LEBEN VOR SICH !' MEINT DER MANN: 'NATUERLICH... UND BEEILEN SIE SICH 'N BISSCHEN, ICH WILL NACHHER NOCH MIT MEINEN KUMPELS INS KINO !'. DER ARZT LAESST SICH NICHT LUMPEN UND MACHT SICH ANS WERK. SPAETER KOMMT DER MANN ZU SEINEN KUMPELS. DIE FRAGEN :' UND ... HASTE DICH IMPFEN LASSEN ?' MEINT DER MANN 'ACH, SCHEISSE, IMPFEN HIESS DAS WORT ...' BUUUUUUAAARGHAHAHAAAR KOESTLICH .... STELLT EUCH DOCH MAL DAS GESICHT VON DEM KERL VOR, WIE IHM GERADE AUFGEHT, DASS ER EINEN GANZ GROSSEN FEHLER GEMACHT HAT .... URKOMISCH, WIRKLICH ! EINEN HAB ICH NOCH : GEHT EIN MANN ZUM ARZT UND SAGT : 'HERR DOKTOR, ICH DA REKTAL SO'N KOMISCHES GEFšHL ... KOENNEN SE DA NICHT MAL NACHGUCKEN ?' DER ARZT LAESST SICH NICHT LUMPEN UND LANGT ORDENTLICH ZU ... 'ICH KANN ABER NICHTS FINDEN !' 'OOOOH,JAAAAH, NOCH'N STUECK TIEFER, JAAAA, WEITER LINKS!' 'ACH, JA , DA IST WAS ,ICH HOL'S MAL RAUS ... HOPPALA, DAS IST JA FERRERO ROCHER !' 'JA, DAS HAM SE SICH AUCH REDLICH VERDIENT!' HOEHOEHOE .... TOMMOROW, I'M GOING TO HAVE MY FIRST DRIVE ON THE HIGHWAY ... I THINK IF I PUT ONE SHOE UNDER THE BRAKE AND THE CLUTCH I CAN USE THE OTHER ONE TO GIVE MAXIMUM SPEED ... AND MY DRIVING-TEACHER HAS NO CHANCE TO STOP ME HAHAR , I WANNA SEE HIS FACE WHEN I OVERTAKE ALL CARS ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY .... IT'LL SURE B GREAT FUN ! BUT IT SEEMS THIS HAS REACHED ITS END ... SO LET ME WISH YA ALL A HAPPY NEW YEAR ( DO NOT DRINK TOO MUCH - YOUR DOCTOR ... DO DRINK TOO MUCH - YOUR LOCAL ALCOHOLICS-SHOP ) ... IF YOU STILL DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SEND ME AS BIRTHDAY-PRESENT ( 23.1.1992 - 18 YEARS ... YEAH ! ) LET ME GIVE A HINT : I'D LIKE TO RECEIVE SOME CD S BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY, NEW MODEL ARMY, NIRVANA, PEARL JAM AND OTHER COOL GROUPS ... IF YOU WANT TO SEND ME SOMETHING REALLY EXPENSIVE .... I STILL NEED A KEYBOARD , AN AMIGA 2000 , A GOOD STEREO SET, A BETTER CAR AND SOME BETTER EQUIPEMENT FOR MY MOUNTAIN-BIKE ( I'D LIKE TO RECEIVE SOME SHIMANO- XTR OR SYNCROS PARTS) OR JUST MONEY .... I WOULD EVEN B PLEASED WITH A NICE POST-CARD - SO WRITE ME, ASSHOLES !!! YOU CAN FIND MY ADRESS ON THE BACKSIDE OF THIS SCROLLER ... TURN IT AROUND ! BUT NOW LET ME SEND SOME MESSAGES OUT 2 SOME BUDDIES ... HI TO THE HEMOROIDS ( THANX FOR YOUR LETTER,SINK ... HEY AJT, I'M STILL WAITING - CONTACT ME ! ) ... ANOTHER HI! GOES TO SPY3 OF MAD VISION ( THANX 4 THE LETTER ... WAITING FOR THE NEXT ISSUE OF AMAZINE ( THE FUCKING BEST MAG AT ALL .... ALL OTHER MAGS BECAME BORING IN THE LAST TIME ... KEEP ON THE GOOD WORK !)) SPECIAL THANX MUST GO TO AEON OF AURA FOR SENDING DOWN THE COOL MODULE-STUFF ! ALSO A BIG YO! TO DIZZY TUNES OF IMAGINA ( TECHNO IS BAD FOR YOU ! TELL YOUR TOASTER FROM ME...) HI CARNERA OF NPG ( WOLL'N MA SEHN WAS SICH DA MACHEN LAESST... ) SOME HI!S GO TO TYAN OF STAX ( THE MAN WHO KNOWS WOT 2 DO WITH NAUGHTY LITTLE SISTERS - IT WOZ NICE 2 VISIT YA... ) HEY STEVE ( WOT'S UP ?! I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING OF U SINCE SUMMER !!! WRITE ME !) ALSO A HI! TO INDEX OF SENTRY AND TO ALPINA OF TPN (THANX 4 ALWAYS SENDING MY DISKS BACK THAT FAST !) .... MEGAGREETINGS FLY OFF COURSE 2 SETHOS & TITAN, M.C., ZAXX, PENGUIN, SHADOWMASTER THE REST OF ANIMAL MINE - YOU'RE A GREAT TEAM, GUYS !!! SO, THAT'S ENOUFF 4 DIZ TIME, FELLAS ! GONNA KICK THIS NOW, BYE, SEE YA ALL, STAY CLEAN .... AND NOW FOR A LITTLE SLOGAN : (DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES IN) ANIMAL MINE - WHEN YOUR TOOTHPASTE IS EMPTY BELIEVE ME, THIS ONE TOOK ME SOME TIME, BUT IT REALLY IS BETTER THEN THAT OLD RIPPED 'EUROPES NUMBER TOILET' (HEY STEFAN, DO YOU THINK IT'S COOL 2 RIP SLOGANS ?! BUT NOW WE HAVE A GOOD ONE ........................... BYE FROM -DOMM- ............ WRAP

EGOTRIP SCROLLER .......... PENGUINS PERSONAL GREETS GOES TO : ANJA (BEST GIRL ON EARTH !), ALFRED AND ERNA (BEST CATS ON EARTH !) ANIMAL MINE GREETINGS GO TO : ACF (JACKY, POOKY, DESIRE, TAO AND AGENT T !), ADMIRABLES (NIRVANA, N.R.T.H. AND CLAFF MORON !), AURA (AEON, CHRIS, CELTIC, CODY, DARK ANGEL AND BDC !), AXARO MEY, BAD BOYS, BASTARDS INTERNATIONAL (AYOROS !), BLACK BOXES (THANX FOR THE GREETS !), BLUES BOYS (ACID !), BMT (ALL DUDES !), BREAKPOINT SOFTWARE (JON !), BRAINIACS (VISION GONZALES !), CHANNEL 38, CHRISTOPH, CHRONICLE (CUBE AND ZERDEX !), CONCEPTORS (DEMON !), CLAN (MANIAC AND LYRICIST !), CONCEPTORS (DEMON !), CYCLEMASTERS (MR. PEE !), CYNIX, D.B.A. (SLIMER, VIGO, ECTO 1 AND BONUS !), DEMOLITION (ALL MEMBERS !), DETONATORS (ALL GUYS !), DIAMOND DESIGN (ALPHA, DRAX AND ZEEDYA !), DIGITAL VISION, DISNEY WORLD (PIPPIN !), DEBUG BOYS, DNT (FLIPS, MICK AND NULLOS !), DUNE (ALRIK !), EQUINOX (STARLION, KEOPS AND THE OTHERS !), EXTACY (OZONE !), FLASH (SANDMAN !), FLIX, FROSTY, FUN VISION (THE JOKER !), FUZION (ELLFIRE, ORION AND FULCRUM !), GERMS, HYSTERIA (THE JOKER !), HEMOROIDS (SINK, STRANGER, M.M.M. AND DURI 17 !), HOTLINE (EAGLE AND SIDEWINDER !), ICE TEA, I.F.D., I.C.S. (SKINHEAD AND THE ATTACKING SHARK !), IMAGINA, IMPACT (AYOROS, DADU AND SUNSET !), KLOPS, KRONOS, LIGHT, MAD VISION (SPY 3, RICARDO DA FORCE, GANGSTER, DEF KLF AND MAXX OUT !), MAJOR DESCOINE, MC FLY, MICHAEL D. OF NETWORK PDL, MIRAGE, NATO, NAPALM SOLDIERS (ELF !), NEWLINE (NINJA III !), NEW TREND (DRAGON AND THE REST !), N.P.G. (FAA, CARNERA, BLAGGER, APOLLO, GARTH AND TGA !), OLDHAM ST CLUB (BRIANSKI !), ORION (SPIKE, SPIFF AND TEDDY !), PASSION (SILVER WING !), P.O.V. (MAC SYS DATA !), PULSION, PURE ENERGY (HARLEQUIN AND B.F.G. !), PSYCHONOMIX, REPLICANTS (ELLFIRE AND ORION !), SCORPION, SENTRY (EAGLE !), SICE, SIGMA, SILVER SHARKS (B.D.B. !), SOURCE (MR. X AND MUG UK !), STAX, ST-CNX (CRAZY REX !), STRANGER, SYNERGY (WINGLEADER AND THE REST !), TDI, TION (HL !), THE FINAL SPACECODERS (LOONIE !), THE SYNDICATE (MAVERICK, SLAYER, RDF, REDZONE AND BRUCE !), THE TECHNO GANGSTERS (DOMINATOR AND PIONEER !), THK (JEDI FROM SECTOR ONE !), T.R.S.I., THE STORMBRINGERS, THE STORM BROTHERS (DOCNO, JUDGE DREDD AND THE REST !), TMS (VIXIT !), TNT CREW, TOWER PD (GEORGE !), TPN (ALPINA), UNTOUCHABLES (MAT !), WHITE STATUS, XTREAM (MACE !), ZUUL (XORF AND EXEC U !), ZX WRAP

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