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A WARM WELCOME TO AWESOME MENU NUMER 6. YOUR HOST FOR THIS MENU IS RUTHLESS. NO I DIDNT MAKE THE DEADLINE, WHICH WAS TO DO 3 MENUS IN ONE DAY! IT IS NOW SUNDAY THE 14TH OF JULY AND I COMPLETED 2 MENUS YESTERDAY AND NOW THIS IS MY THIRD IN THE SPACE OF TWO DAYS!! CREDITS FOR THIS MENU GOTO..... INTRO CODING BY:- GRIFF OF E.I MAIN MENU CODING BY:- RUTHLESS AND MAGNUM DIGI-CHIP MUSIC BY:- JOLLY JOCHEN HIPPEL (RIPPED FROM A PREHISTORIC TALE BY ZELDA!) AND GRAPHIX BY:- HERMAN, WITH THE LOGO BY BENNY THE DRUNK! THE ONLY GAMES THAT I HAVE LEFT OVER NOW FOR A MENU ARE, SWITCHBLADE 2 AND THE SECOND WORLD, BUT THE SECOND WORLD IS IN FRENCH WHICH IS NOT REALLY VERY USER FRIENDLY IF YOU DONT ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND FRENCH (LIKE ME!). MONSTER BUISNESS IS A REALLY BRILLIANT GAME AND BEFORE THE LOST BOYS START MOANING AND SAYING, OH LOOK AWESOME HAVE CRACKED OUR GAME - WE DID NOT THE ELITE DID SO DONT BOTHER MOANING AT US. ANYWAY AS I SAY MONSTER BUISNESS IS A GOOD GAME AND IF YOU CAN AFFORD TO BUY ORIGINALS BUY IT, BECAUSE ITS SUCH FUN, BUT NO GAME IS WORTH 25 QUID WHOEVER IT IS WRITTEN BY, WITH MAYBE THE INCY-WINCY EXCEPTION OF ENCHANTED LANDS BY THALION!! MEMBERS OF AWESOME ARE:- RUTHLESS (ME), ZELDA (KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!), THE SCORPION, PHOENIX (ARE YOU DEAD? - SEND ME YOUR LATEST GRAPHIX MATEY!), DEMON-X (GET OFF YOUR ASS PLEASE AND DO SOME MORE DIGI-CHIP MUSIC) AND FINALLY THE EDITMAN (UP-LOAD OR NO-UPLOAD? - COME ON MARTIN PULL YOUR WAIT!)..... IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT AWESOME THEN EITHER ASK YOUR CONTACTS OR POSSIBLY LOOK AROUND IN PLACES! HEY SCORPION, HOW WAS THE INXS CONCERT? WHY DONT YOU SAVE YOUR MONEY AND GO SEE SOMEONE DECENT LIKE 808-STATE?!! BUT SERIOUSLY, HOWS THE DEMO COMING ALONG?! ENOUGH CRAP NOW LETS DO THE GREETINGS! GREETZ ONLY GOING TO THE FEW PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT WHO ARE:- THE REST OF AWESOME, THE MEDWAY BOYS(ESP. GINO AND ZIPPY - MEGA HI TO ALAN W. FROM JAMES P.!), THE POMPEY PIRATES (ESP. GENIE, ALIEN AND PACMAN), THE AVENGER OF F.O.F.T, THE INNER CIRCLE (ESP. GRIFF, THE MASTER, COUNT ZERO AND THE PHANTOM), THE SYNDICATE (ESP. ONIXUS AND FLOSSY - YO ONIXUS THE MUSIC IS COOL!), MAGNUM, THE SOURCE (ESP. FROSTY AND KALAMAZOO), ALAN B, BLOODANGEL, MUG-UK, B.B.C (ESP. ANDY AND LAW), DEREK M.D (HOW ARE THE KITTENS?!), THE HIGHLANDER (SEND ME YOUR SCROLLTEXT), LOTUS (YOUR MUSIC IS BRILL!), ANIMAL (DAVE SAYS HI), BENNY (KEEP IN TOUCH), THE ELITE (ESP. HOTLINE), THE REPLICANTS (ESP. ILLEGAL), MAD VISION (ESP. SPY 3 - ROB SAYS HI), TATTOO (ROB SAYS HI), HAL (ROB SAYS THANX FOR LENDING HIM THE MODEM!), PETER OF BAD BOYS, TITANIC TARZAN FROM ICELAND, JASON ELITE OF EVIL FORCE (GIGA-THANX FOR THE CALL!), NOW 5 (ESP. STORMLORD, SKIPPY AND REMEREZ), JOE, THE RADICAL BANDITS (ESP. THE RUDE DUDE), SUPERIOR (ESP. AXE), CARL B, RAEGUN, THE MONSTER BEETLE (AT LAST!), THE VAMPIRE (25 QUID, WHAT A JOKE!), IMPACT (ESP. TOXIC), WIL FROM COBRA, T.S.B AND NEW POWER GENERATION........ MEGA APOLOGIES TO ANYONE I FORGOT! SO UNTIL MENU NUMBER 7 THIS IS RUTHLESS LOVING AND LEAVING YOU... LETS WRAP! BYE! BYE!