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HELLO, SADIE HERE! I'M FRESH FROM MY JOB AT 'SADIES HIGH SCORES' TO PRESENT THIS DISK FULL OF AMAZING DEMOS. (OR SO IT SAYS HERE). I THOUGHT THAT THEY WANTED ME TO REVIEW A GAME (AND TOTALLY DESTROY THE HIGH SCORE TABLE IN THE PROCESS!). BUT I GATHER THERE IS NO GAME TO REVIEW! WHICH MEANS I DON'T GET TO PLAY WITH MY JOYSTICK...... INSTEAD I'VE JUST GOT TO WAFFLE ON ABOUT THESE BLOODY DEMOS. (AND WHAT BLOODY USE ARE THEY? NO MONSTER KILLING, NO PLATFORM JUMPING, NO ITEM COLLECTING, NO FLYING OR SHOOTING, AND NO BLOODY POWERUPS!). JUST SOME STUFF YOU WATCH! ( YES, AND APPARENTLY FOR 'ENTERTAINMENT'! ). SO HERE THEY ARE, FOR WHAT THEY ARE WORTH! OH YES, AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE DID THE FOLLOWING THINGS ON THIS DISK. (WHICH WAS RELEASED ON 19-05-1992). MENTAL AS ANYTHING MENU: THE PHANTOM PERFECT PICCY OF MYSELF: WAYNE MUSICAL, ERM, MUSIC: MAD MAX SPIFFIN' SCROLL FONT: MASTER PATHETIC PACKING AND OTHER RUBBISH: STICK AND I ALSO HAVE TO SAY HELLO TO ALL RIPPED-OFF'S FUNKY FRIENDS: NEW MODE, SLIME, KARL AND BIG ALEC AND THE REST OF DELTA FORCE BEN AND TAT OF CHAOS DESIRE AND ACF (ALLIANCE) OBERJE' AND THE CAPED CRUSADER (FINGERBOBS AND THE INNER CIRCLE) GRIFF AND THE PHANTOM AND THE REST OF ELECTRONIC IMAGES (INNER CIRCLE) VANTAGE AND ALL AT ST CONNEXION JAKE AT CALEDONIA PDL STEIN AT STUG NORWAY RALF ROCKER AT WELL DONE PDL GERMANY STRANGER AND ALL AT HEMOROIDS FM AND THE STORM MASTERS ZINE AND ZX AND THE REST OF TSB (ESC) HANK WAYNE RONNIE T ROGGIE AND THE SLAYTANIC CULT TANIS AND AN COOL AND THE CAREBEARS MANIKIN AND THE LOST BOYS CHUCK AND FOXX CIA AND GALTAN SIX MERCID AND SEWER SOFTWARE SHADOW OF AURA (FORMERLY AXXIS) FURYO AND THE OVERLANDERS ZAE AND MIT AND THE REST OF NEXT RIC AND ALL AT NAOS FURY AND LEGACY, ( YOUR FEET REALLY ARE WEAPONS! ) GUDUL PERCIVAL OF ZUUL FLY GUY AND HOMEBOY OF THE DOUBLE DUTCH CREW LEON O'REILLY OF THE MAGGIE TEAM EGB AND S.H.I.T. CHRIS AND THE WATCHMEN NINJA AND SPLIT INFINITY OF THE ENTERPRISE ZOKATHRA AND AENIGMATICA NIGHTHAWK AND MIKOU AND THE CORPORATION (TCR) STALIN AND FLEXIBLE FRONT ONIXUS AND THE SYNDICATE CANCER OF GENESIS MAC SYS DATA AND POV ( PURVEYORS OF FINE QUALITY DEMOS TO THE NOBLE AND GENTRY.... ) ANDY AND THE BBC DON (STEALTH BBS) VIGOR AND ALL AT D.B.A ALEX AT T.S.D TOM B ODIE TITANIC TARZAN OF R.I.P. DAL SNUFFS PHIL W WILF WIZ OTHER GREETS GO TO...... MCA ALL OTHER INNER CIRCLE MEMBERS THE REST OF THE UNION ULM AXE OF SUPERIOR ALTAIR (FOR THE AMAZING ARTOMIC PACKER!) THE RESPECTABLES CYBERNETICS THE AVENGERS DMA BLACK MONOLITH TEAM, THE CODERS AND THE REST OF THE WEST GERMAN ALLIANCE SYNC AGGRESSION SENTRY IMPACT PAULO SIMOES THE EMPIRE OMEGA AS I WAS SAYING: 'WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN WATCHING A FEW CHOICE DEMOS?' WELL, HOW ABOUT 'SUPER MARIO 4' ON THE SUPER NES? OR... 'ROAD RASH' ON THE MEGADRIVE? OR 'FINAL FANTASY LEGEND 2' ON THE GAMEBOY? YES, I'D RATHER BE PLAYING WITH MY JOYSTICK (OOER!) ON ANY OF THE AFOREMENTIONED GAMES THAN WATCHING THIS STUFF! (BUT I SUPPOSE THAT TO DEMOS FREAKS THIS DISK IS QUITE A DOOZER)........ ANYWAY, I'M OFF NOW TO KILL ANOTHER HIGH SCORE TABLE....... UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN AT 'SADIES HIGH SCORES' I'LL SAY GOODBYE. ( AND DON'T FORGET TO KEEP THOSE HIGH SCORES COMING IN! ) HMMM.... 3 WOODMEN, 4 MEDUSAS AND 2 DINOS. SHOULD I FIGHT OR RUN?