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WELCOME TO RIPPED OFF CD 124 RELEASE DATE - 9.5.92 IMPORTANT - DID YOU SELECT THIS MENU FROM THE BOOT-SECTOR? IF NOT - THAT IS A BAD THING! GO TO THE ROOT DIRECTORY AND RUN THE BOOTFIX.PRG.... AND RETRY! IF YOU DID SELECT THIS MENU FROM THE BOOT-SECTOR - GREAT, SMASHING, SUPER! BEFORE GOING ANY FURTHER, I FEEL I OUGHT TO GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF SOME ADVICE. GET A SUPER NES!!!!!! YEAH! FORGET THE ST (EXCEPT FOR DEMOS, POPULOUS I AND II AND POWERMONGER), FORGET THE AMIGA, FORGET THE MEGADRIVE. COS IT'S ARRIVED AT LAST (IN OFFICIAL PAL FORMAT ANYWAY!) SO WHY ARE YOU READING THIS SHIT? GO OUT AND BUY ONE NOW!!! NEXT SUBJECT - THE PANDEMONIUM DEMOS BY CHAOS! HAVE YOU SEEN IT? THIS IS A GREAT NEW DEMO BY OUR LOVE BUDDIES. I COULD, AT THIS POINT, GIVE BEN (ONE OF THE CHAOS BODS) A REALLY HARD TIME BY TELLING EVERYBODY ONE OR TWO LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT HIM .......BUT I WON'T!! (JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU SWEAT, BENNY BOY! HE LOOKS GREAT GLISTENING!!!) AND THE GOOD NEWS IS - BEN IS NOW WORKING ON ANOTHER (SMALLER) DEMO FOR RELEASE THIS MILLENIUM! CAN'T WAIT, LOVEY DOVE! OH, ANOTHER POSSIBLE NEWSWORTHY ITEM IS THAT KARL (ONCE OF CHAOS) IS NOW A MEMBER OF DELTA FORCE. BUT DON'T EXPECT HIS PRODUCTION RATE TO SLACKEN AT ALL. THIS IS IN FACT A VERY, VERY FUNNY THING TO SAY IF YOU KNOW KARL!! AND NOW.... CREDITS FOR DIS CRAP ARE....... CHEEKY CHAPPIE CODING CREATED BY -THE PHANTOM- PIMPLE-FREE PIXELS PRODUCED BY -WAYNE- FRUITY FONT FIRTLED BY -THE MASTER- MORTIFYING MUSIC MADE BY -ROB HUBBARD- DOOZING DEMO (PROTECTION) DESTRUCTION DONE BY -HANK- ALL THE OTHER CAK BY -BILBO- (TTG) WELL, IT MUST BE TIME FOR A FEW GREETS - SO HERE GOES....... HI, HELLO AND A HEARTY HOI! TO.......... KARL, NEW MODE, SLIME AND DELTA FORCE BEN AND TAT OF CHAOS DESIRE AND ACF OBERJE' AND THE CAPED CRUSADER - FINGERBOBS JAKE AT CALEDONIA PDL STEIN AT STUG NORWAY RALF ROCKER AT WELL DONE PDL - GERMANY FM AND THE STORM MASTERS ZINE AND ZX AND THE REST OF TSB HANK - C.M.B WAYNE RONNIE T ROGGIE GRIFF AND THE PHANTOM AND ELECTRONIC IMAGES VANTAGE AND ST CONNEXION FURYO AND THE OVERLANDERS MANIKIN AND THE LOST BOYS TANIS AND AN COOL AND THE CAREBEARS THE HEMOROIDS ZAE AND MIT AND THE REST OF NEXT TITANIC TARZAN OF R.I.P. RIC AND NAOS JESPER AND ELECTRA FURY -I.S.Q- AND LEGACY VIGOR AND D.B.A MERCID AND SEWER SOFTWARE FLY GUY AND HOMEBOY OF THE DOUBLE DUTCH CREW LEON O'REILLY OF THE MAGGIE TEAM EGB AND S.H.I.T. PERCEVAL AND ZUUL GUDUL CHRIS AND THE WATCHMEN ZOKATHRA AND AENIGMATICA NIGHTHAWK AND MIKOU AND THE CORPORATION - TCR ONIXUS AND THE SYNDICATE FULCRUM AND THE REST OF FUZION CHARLIE AND NETWORK TWENTYONE MAC SYS DATA AND POV ANDY AND THE BBC DON - STEALTH BBS ALEX AT T.S.D TOM B ODIE DAL AND G-FORCE PHIL W WILF WIZ OTHER GREETS GO TO...... MCA ALL OTHER INNER CIRCLE MEMBERS ULM AXE AND SUPERIOR THE RESPECTABLES THE AVENGERS DMA BLACK MONOLITH TEAM, THE CODERS AND THE REST OF THE WEST GERMAN ALLIANCE SYNC AGGRESSION IMPACT PAULO SIMOES THE EMPIRE OMEGA OK, THAT'S IT FOR ANOTHER MENU. BY THE WAY, EXPECT TO SEE ALL THE DEMOS ON THIS DISK ON SOME OF THE BETTER DEMO CD'S IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE (YUK! YUK!) OK, BABES IT'S TIME TO GO! WRAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!