YO, SHITY-FUCKY-LAMEEUUUUURS !!! AFTER HARD LABOUR, THE MEGAMIGHTY CAREBEARS AND THE FAMOUS REPLICANTS ARE PROUD TO PRESENT - WEIRD DREAM - CRACKED BY RATBOY. THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY NICK, JAS AND AN THE MOTHERFUCKIN COOL AT THE FIRST MEETING TCB - REPLICANTS... OK, NOW ALL THE MEMBERS OF THE WILL WRITE A PART OF THIS SCROLLTEXT... HEY, IT'S RATBOY ON THE KEYBOARD, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE AND I HATE WRITING SCROLLTEXT. I'LL TELL YOU MORE DETAILS ABOUT THIS MEETING. TCB ARRIVED FIVE DAYS AGO. SO, THEY DECIDED TO CODE THIS FANTASTIC INTRO. AFTER 25 LITRES OF COKE, 1 MONOPOLY PLAY, 1 BOTTLE OF WHISKY, 20 BIG TOM, SOME PING-PONG MATCHES (OK, JAS !! YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME, BUT THE REVENGE OF RATBOY WILL BE TERRIBLE !), THIS INTRO IS FINISHED... OKEY, ENOUGH OF RATBOY, I (NICK) WILL TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING.... WELL.... EHHH... WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT OUR CUDDLY DEMOS? DIDN'T WORK? WELL, WE'RE NOT INTERRESTED! STOP COMPLAINING, NOW EVERYTHING WORKS, BUT WE ONLY HAVE ONE TYPE OF COMPUTER IN SWEDEN, SO WE COULDN'T TEST IT ON ALL SHIFTERS... YHEAAAA IT'S -AN COOL- AND -SNAKE- AN COOL SMELLS A LOT OF SHIT AND SNAKE MAKES SMELLY NOISES. WHAT'S AN COOL AND SNAKE ? WE ARE THE TWO CRAZY GUYS IN THE TWO CREWS. AFTER HAVING BEEN IN ZAE'S DIRTY HOTEL IN MARSEILLE WE ARE NOW AT THE REPLICANTS HQ (AN COOL'S FEET STILL SMELL LIKE AN OLD AND ROTTEN CHEESE). THIS IS AN COOL ON THE KEYBOARD.... AND I WILL TELL YOU A STORY..... LAST NIGHT I WAS ASLEEP AND SUDDENLY I HEARD A NOISE, BUT IT WAS NOT AN ORDINARY NOISE IT WAS A SMELLY NOISE. I TRIED TO PUT MY PILLOW OVER MY HEAD BUT THAT WAS NO USE COZ THE SOUND WAS TO LOUD. THEN I HAD TO FIND OUT WHERE THE SOUND CAME FROM. I SEARCHED FOR DAYS AND NIGHTS. SUDDENLY I FOUND IT!!!!! IT CAME FROM 2 LITTLE MEN CALLED -SNAKE AND JAS (THE ZOZO)-. AND THAT'S THE END OF THIS STORY. (SNAKE) HAHAH IT'S VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!! PHEW!!! THE AN COOL PART IS OVER AND JAS STARTS WRITING. HAVE YOU STOPPED LAUGHING NOW, I KNOW AN COOL'S JOKE WAS VERY FUNNY, HE HAS SUCH AN IMAGINATION, THE PUNCHLINE WAS STUNNING. DON'T YOU THINK AN COOL IS A GREAT COMEDIAN. LET'S CHANGE SUBJECT.... I DON'T THINK THAT ANYONE HAS TOLD YOU THAT WE (THE CAREBEARS (LES BISOUNOURS)), ARE ON AN EUROTOUR. WE'VE BEEN OUT FOR TWO WEEKS NOW AND WE HAVE MET THE FOLLOWING (IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER): TEX (WE MET 6719, ES, MAD MAX OF TEX, FOXX, AND GIGABYTE CREW), FASHION (THE GREAT), AND ZAE (AND THE REPLICANTS). BYE FROM JAS........... NOW RATBOY AND SNAKE TAKE THE KEYBOARD FROM ZOZO (EXCUSE ME JAS !!) TO WRITE THE GREETINGS (AND THE FUCKING GREETINGS OF COURSE !!) GIGA ULTRA SPECIAL GREET TO ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF THE UNION (THE WORLD NUMBER ONE). NORMAL GREETINGS TO: THE MEDWAY BOYS, MCA ( HELLO HARRIE! ), A-HA, BIG FOUR, ALPHA FLIGHT, AUTOMATION ( HELLO WAS AND JEK ), REVOLUTION, OMEGA, SYNC, PHALANX, 2 LIFE CREW, FASHION, NO CREW, DCS (ESPECIALLY R-ZAUGG), THE BROD, DMA, THG ( HI FILON & MAD GUS ), TSB, ZAE( HAHAHAAHA TOI PAS DORMIR ), STCS ( HI ENFOIRE DE JEAN MARC ), JOHN FROM GREECE AND ALL WE HAVE FORGOTTEN..... YEEEEEEAAAHHHH, NOW HERE ARE THE FUCKING GREETINGS (IF YOU HAVEN'T FIND YOUR NAME IN THE GREETINGS PERHAPS ARE YOU IN THE FUCKING GREETINGS !!).... 4 3 2 8 (SHIT), SORRY I DECOUNT AGAIN.... 4 3 2 1 0 AT FIRST WE WANT TO FUCK THE BEST LAMERS IN THE WORLD THE.. THE O.. THE OVER... THE OVERL... LAMERS OR LANDERS. OK, I FORGET IT'S NOW ALLIANCE (A BUNCH OF LAMERS HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU)... OK, IT'S RATBOY ON THE KEYBOARD. HEY ! MOTHERSUCKERS, STOP TO SAY THAT I AND DCS WE SELL CRACKING SOFTWARES, STOP TO SAY THAT IF WE DON'T STOP TO FUCK YOU, YOU'LL GIVE OUR NAMES TO THE POLICE, STOP TO USE UNION DEMO ROUTS IN YOUR SHITY INTROS.... FUCK TO DAVID THE BIG FAT PIG... WE WANT TO SEND A PARTICULARY FUCK TO DANY B. AS LE NABOT NOIR... HERE IT'S THE END OF THIS SCROLLTEXT... 19-07-89 (C) TCB-REPLICANTS 1989