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HOTLINE PRESENTS BOXING MANAGER WOOP WOOP WOOP!!!! ONCE AGAIN THE ALMIGHTY BIRDY IS HERE.. THIS TIME WITH A NEW GAME ALL ABOUT BATTERING THE SHIT OUT OF SOME STUPID BOXERS! THE PROTECTION IN THIS GAME WAS A JOKE... FIVE MINUTES WORK!! BUT THIS IS IRRELEVANT ITS THE GAME THAT COUNTS AND THAT LOOKS PROMISING.. TODAY I AM DEPRESSED.. I HAVE JUST HEARD FROM MY BROTHER IN LONDON.. HE HAS BEEN STUCK BEHIND A TRUCK LOAD OF IRN BRU FOR TWO WEEKS NOW AND IT DOES NOT LOOK TOO HOPEFUL FOR HIM...THAT CRYPTIC SENTENCE WILL MEAN NOTHING TO MOST PEOPLE. SO IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT DONT WORRY!! TODAY IS THE FOURTEENTH OF MARCH IN THE SPRING OF THE YEAR OF OUR LORD NINETEEN NINETY. I HAVE ALSO JUST CRACKED MANCHESTER UNITED. WATCH OUT FOR IT! HEY MIGHTY CLOG. IS IT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE TO USE A GAME CRACKER TO DO THE NEW ROB NORTHEN PROTECTION..... SO HAL. YOU THINK YOU ARE ALMIGHTY DO YOU. DID YOU KNOW THAT COPYING SOMEONE WAS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY. THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT! BY THE WAY. DO YOU KNOW THE MEDICAL TERM FOR BAD BREATH.. NO.. I THOUGHT YOU WOULDNT. THE REAL TERM USED TO DESCRIBE THIS AFFLICTION IS.... HAL..ITOSIS!!! YOU MUST ADMIT. THERE ARE NOT MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE DISEASES NAMED AFTER THEM!! ANYWAY ENOUGH OF THIS SLAGGING. TIME FOR SOME MENTIONS. THIS TIME THEY GO TO... MIK SLEDGE LETHAL LAIR AND KAM....THE EDITMAN....DEREK....THE REPLICANTS....THE EMPIRE....THE MEDWAY BOY....MCA....DELIGHT....TCB FUCK MACDONALDS!!....ST AMIGOS....CAPT CROOK....MARK ANTHONY....THE POMPEY PIRATES....AUTOMATION....BORF THE GROSS....THE DANGERMAN....FAT VIC....THE BLACK PANTHER.... WELL WELL ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT. TIME FOR THE OFF...MANY THINGS TO DO...PEOPLE TO SEE...PLACES TO GO...DOPE TO SMOKE...WHISKY TO DRINK...ETC ETC. SALUT MES AMIS!!