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mOdmate - 08:26 27 October 2018 #

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HERE WE GO AGAIN.... IT'S 'THE SOURCE' KICKING OFF WITH ANOTHER STORMER OF A MENU, BROUGHT TO YOU BY SPEED! LET ME BEGIN BY OFFERING YOU A DEAL OF A LIFE TIME.... WE HERE AT 'THE SOURCE' AT GETTING SOME VERY EXCLUSIVE T-SHIRTS MADE..... THEY COME IN EITHER BLACK OR WHITE, HAVE A LOGO ON THE FRONT OF THE SHIRT AND ANOTHER ON THE BACK.... THEY ARE GOING TO BE THE FASHION ITEM OF 1992 AND 1993.... AND THEY ONLY COST EIGHT POUNDS AND FIFTY PENCE (8.50).... THEY COME IN ONE SIZE ONLY (EXTRA LARGE - TO BE TRENDY) IF YOU WANT YOUR EXCLUSIVE 'THE SOURCE' T-SHIRT, THEN SEND EIGHT POUND FIFTY (8.50) TO: THE SOURCE PD, 7 SHEARWATER LANE, NORTON, STOCKTON-ON-TEES, CLEVELAND. TS20 1SH. ENGLAND. PLEASE MAKE CHEQUES PAYABLE TO 'THE SOURCE PD', AND THE ADDRESS AGAIN IS: THE SOURCE PD, 7 SHEARWATER LANE, NORTON, STOCKTON-ON-TEES, CLEVELAND. TS20 1SH. ENGLAND. AND IF YOU MISSED THAT, THEN OUR ADDRESS CAN BE FOUND IN 'ST FORMAT' AND 'ST REVIEW' NOW LET ME TALK ABOUT THE SOFTWARE ON THIS DISK..... FIRSTLY COMES THE LONG AWAITED UPDATE TO MUG UK'S MULTI DEPACK, THIS TIME IT'S MULTI DEPACK V1.5.... THERE ARE FULL DOCS ON THE DISK, AND I HOPE YOU FIND IT USEFUL! SECONDLY COMES 'THE ULTIMATE DEMO BREAKER'. THIS IS A UTILITY FOR TEARING THOSE PROTECTED DEMOS APART AND PUTTING THEM INTO FILES FOR YOU..... NEXT IS MUG UK'S FIRST EVER DEMO HACK, AND IT'S A NICE DEMO CALLED 'MY SOCKS ARE WEAPONS'.... THEN COMES A SMALL SOUND DEMO WHICH WAS SENT TO ME A WHILE AGO (WHICH ALSO APPEARS ON ANOTHER GROUPS DISK 114..... 'SPECCODE' IS A PROGRAM AND LISTING WHICH CAN BE USED TO PUT SPECTRUM 512 PICTURES INTO YOUR STOS PROGRAMS...... NEXT IS A SINGLE SCREEN CODED BY THE WATCHMEN. LASTLY COMES ANOTHER SCREEN BY THE HEMOROIDS CALLED 'FULLPARTS'..... CREDITS FOR THIS MENU GO TO.... MAC SYS DATA OF P.O.V. FOR THE MENU CODING... SPEED OF THE SOURCE FOR SOME SLIGHT ALTERATIONS TO THE CODE... MUSIC RIPPED FROM 'THE JUST BUGGIN DEMO' BY THE ACF, RIPPED BY MUG UK... MENU PUT TOGETHER BY SPEED OF THE SOURCE... I THINK I'LL NOW TELL YOU ABOUT THE NIGHT WHEN ME AND EGON WENT OUT AROUND 'STOCKTON-ON-TEES'. WE STARTED DRINKING CANS OF 'LCL' PILS AT ABOUT 7.00PM AT A FRIENDS HOUSE... BY 8.00PM WE HAD DRANK FOUR CANS EACH..... WE THEN DECIDED TO GET THE BUS INTO STOCKTON. ON THE WAY, I GOT MYSELF INTO VARYING AMOUNTS OF TROUBLE BY SHOUTING THINGS AT PEOPLE THAT I COULDN'T POSSIBLY REPEAT HERE...... WE THEN GOT OFF THE BUS AND WENT INTO A BAR.... WHILE AT THE BAR (A PLACE CALLED 'WALKERS') AND THE THREE OF US BOUGHT A PINT OF 'BLASTAWAY' EACH, NOW FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NEVER HAD 'BLASTAWAY' - A MIXTURE OF 'DIAMOND WHITE' AND 'CASTAWAY' - IT IS VERY STRONG, AND WHEN MIXED WITH OTHER DRINKS, AND AFTER DRINKING LAGER VERY QUICKLY (LIKE WE DID) IT GETS YOU VERY DRUNK, VERY QUICKLY.... AFTER DRINKING ONLY A LITTLE OF HIS BLASTAWAY, EGON DISCOVERED HE HAD A SUDDEN URGE TO GO TO THE TOILET.... SO WHILE HE WAS AWAY, ME AND THE LAD WHO WAS WITH US, FINISHED OFF WHAT EGON HAD LEFT AND THEN CONTINUED TO DRINK OUR OWN..... EGON RETURNED AND DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT PINT WAS MISSING (I'M HOPING HE DOESN'T READ THIS, OR HE MIGHT MAKE ME BUY HIM ANOTHER)...... ANYWAY, HE GOT BORED WITH 'WALKERS', SO WE WENT TO ANOTHER BAR CALLED 'CINZANO'S' (I THINK THAT'S HOW ITS SPELT) AND BOUGHT SOME MORE DRINKS (I HAD A BOTTLE OF HOLSTEN PILS AND A PINT OF CIDER)...... AFTER GETTING ENCORAGED TO LEAVE BY VARIOUS MEMBERS OF STAFF AT CINZANO'S, WE LEFT AND WENT ONTO THE BIGGEST NIGHT CLUB IN THE NORTH EAST OF ENGLAND - THE MALL. WHEN WE GOT IN, WE ALL BOUGHT A PINT OF LAGER EACH, AND I DOWNED MINE IN ONE... I THEN STARTED TO DRINK EGON'S PINT, WHICH WE DIDN'T FIND VERY FUNNY, BUT SEEING THAT HE WASN'T GOING TO GET IT BACK, HE STARTED FORCING IT DOWN MY NECK.... THERE WAS LAGER UP MY NOSE AND I COULDN'T BREATH - EFFECTIVELY I WAS DROWNING IN A PINT OF LAGER..... LATER I GOT MY REVENGE.... EGON WAS ON THE DANCE FLOOR, SO I GOT A GLASS OF WATER AND SPAT IT ALL OVER HIM, ASWELL AS HALF THE POPULATION OF THE BOTTOM DOANCE FLOOR OF 'THE MALL'.... GOD ONLY KNOWS WHY I DIDN'T GET THROWN OUT.... BUT WHO CARES...... SOAKED FROM HEAD TO TOE, EGON SWAR HIS REVENGE....... LATER THAT NIGHT, WE WERE SAT OUTSIDE OF A KEBAB SHOP AND I HAD A DONNER KEBAB AND EGON HAD A PIZZA.... MY KEBAB WAS COVERED IN GARLIC SAUCE AND THERE WAS FAR TOO MUCH SALAD, SO I STARTED THROWING BITS OF MY GARLIC SAUCE COVERED SALAD ALL OVER THE PLACE, MOST OF IT WENT IN EGON'S DIRECTION, WELL TO TELL THE TRUTH, IT ALL IN HIS DIRECTION AND COVERED HIM..... HE WASN'T HAPPY...... SO WITH ONE SLICE OF PIZZA LEFT, EGON RUBBED HIS PIZZA IN MY FACE.... HE THEN ATE WHAT WAS LEFT.... WHAT A POOR, SAD INDIVIDUAL! I THEN, SOMEHOW, MADE MY WAY HOME.... THERE WERE MANY OTHER EVENTS WHICH HAPPENED, BUT I CANN'T REMEMBER WHAT! THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I HAVEN'T DONE ANY MENUS LATELY..... I'VE FINALLY FINISHED COLLEGE, SO HAVE BEEN OUT EVERY NIGHT CELEBRATING FOR THE PAST MONTH, WITH EITHER THE LADS FROM COLLEGE, THE GIRLFRIEND, EGON OR ONE OF MY OTHER 'PISSHEAD' MATES...... ANYWAY MY GIRLFRIEND HAS GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK (VISITING UNIVERSITIES AT OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE) SO I HAVE FINALLY FOUND SOME TIME TO DO A COUPLE OF DISKS, AND ORGANISE GETTING THE T-SHIRTS DONE..... GREETZ GO TO...... ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF THE SOURCE... EGON, MUG UK, IWWWTTI, JJF AND MR.X ALL CUSTOMERS OF 'THE SOURCE PD' BADSECTORS RUTHLESS OF HOTLINE STATE 808 PDL DOMINION OF HOTLINE L.A.P.D. THE BALD EAGLE PSYCHO (AMIGA) JENNIX PD MR.MOSS MAT OF THE UNTOUCHABLES SHAUN LANCASTER AT ST FORMAT MAC SYS DATA OF P.O.V. BILBO OF RIPPED OFF JACKDAW OF AGGRESSION THE PIXEL TWINS (ESP. DML) THE BOMB OUT BROTHERS AND NORMAL GREETS GO TO THE FOLLOWING... AENIGMATICA AGGRESSION CLOCKWORK ORANGE DENTRASSI DELTA FORCE HOTLINE INNER CIRCLE NORTHSIDE PHALANX P.O.V. RIPPED OFF SEWER SOFTWARE ST CONNEXIONS SYNC THE ALIEN CRACKING FORMATION THE BAD BREW CREW THE BLACK CATS THE CAREBEARS THE EMPIRE THE ENTERPRISE THE LOST BOYS THE MEDWAY BOYS THE MONSTER THE MR MEN THE OVERLANDERS THE POMPEY PIRATES THE REPLICANTS THE UNION TIMEWARP ULM WRITE TO: THE SOURCE PD, 7 SHEARWATER LANE, NORTON, STOCKTON-ON-TEES, CLEVELAND. TS20 1SH. ENGLAND. WRAP!